Are children safer now than before?

So I’ve been meaning to talk about this for a while but just kept forgetting. What’s the deal with parents these days? Are they just stupid or just bad? Why are the constantly puttin their children in harm’s way? And I’m not talkin bout the usual ignorant ghetto or white trash. These are regular people that you think would be able to make sound decisions. Take for instance, high school kid with Facebook and MySpace pages. I understand that this is the new medium and forum for kids to keep in contact but didn’t anyone learn their lessons from the chat rooms of the late 90s? Back then everyone was anonymous and predators had to jerk off to pics your child sent (if your child was dumb enough to do so). Now we got girls with half their asses hangin out on YOUTUBE! And of course that same video is prolly linked to their MyFace page (that’s my hybrid word…easier than typin the two). Since when is this much overexposure good? Hell, half the celebrities can’t handle overexposure without goin into rehab. Another issue I have is with the cell phones. They’ve only been around for about 20 years and research is still inconclusive about whether or not the radiation can cause damage. I mean the chemicals that our parents have ingested during their early adulthood are startin to show up in our younger brother and sisters. ADHD, Autism, and the other increasing child learning disabilities are proof of that. Seriously, thank GOD for texting otherwise I’d hate to see what our children will look like in 20 years. Does an 8 year old really need a cell phone? Why isn’t he/she with an adult to begin with? I fear I may end up being that super overprotective parent…or at least just a very cautious one. And why not? A child is a huge investment. Probably the best investment. And if you take care of it, they will take care of you. Lol.

Idiots bad mouth boss on MySpace

This broad is dumb if you ask me and I don’t think she should really win the suit. I mean what happened to having common sense? If you are gonna gripe then do it face-to-face at a bar with some drinks or over the phone or at home. I think if she’s dumb enough to do it online, then she prolly woulda been dumb enough to do it at work if MySpace was never created. Here is a quick lesson in “shit talking”. Don’t write it down, don’t do it on video. At least when you just talk shit verbally, you can always retract your statements and try to lie. At least that’s how I dodged gettin my ass whupped in high school.

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I don’t wanna ruin this site for you by explaining what it’s all about. All I suggest is that set aside 20 minutes, make sure you are alone (it’s SFW don’t worry), do not eat or drink while visitin this site, and make sure you’ve used the bathroom. I thought I was a funny person, but I’ve been humbled after visiting this site.

Gotta catch 'em all!!

Ugh, Napa. I couldn’t even be at the Marriot with the Raiders and front like I’m 3^rd string towel boy. Towel boys get pussy too…they just have to clean it up first, lmao. I wonder about myself sometimes, like why do I think like this? It can’t be healthy.

So, it’s time I addressed somethin that I’ve been holdin my tongue about for the longest time. It’s because I actually have friends that do this, and readin The Rant is always funny till it’s about you, lol. So if you take offense….fuck you, lol. Movin on. I don’t like when people treat Facebook like its MySpace. The first offense: topless photos. And I wouldn’t complain about this offense if it wasn’t for the fact that the only people on Facebook with their shirts off are guys. Girls don’t even make their day at the beach their profile pic. I’m tired of lookin at status updates and seein a dude with no shirt on. Nigga, this ain’t no bodybuilding site. This isn’t match.com or Adult Friend Finder! Even on matchmaking sites, the topless photo is usually the locked photo. What the fuck are doin makin it your profile pic? The worse is when these skinny niggas be doin it. Another offense: collecting friends. I understand this is a social networking site and that you are suppose to meet different people of different backgrounds. But tooooo many people click on the ‘add as friend’ link without knowing how to properly maintain contacts. Personally, I’d rather have friends only and use LinkedIn or MySpace to network. But let’s say you’re one of the types of people to use Facebook to “network”, then properly learn how to maintain your contacts. Meaning, you don’t contact someone only when you need somethin from them (which is actually better than most people who don’t speak to you again after you click ‘accept’). I am slowly but surely gettin rid of friends that think I’ma baseball card. Another offense: More applications than they know what to do with. Thank goodness that the new Facebook has changed the layout so that it looks cleaner, but I seriously didn’t know what Wall to write on when people had their Wall, Fun Wall, Super Wall, Advanced Wall, Super Fun Advanced Wall, etc. Pages got real ugly, real fast. I have other annoyances but I’ll limit it to these top three. Maybe I’ll post the others ones up as they become more bothersome. These boys took that topless Facebook shit to a whole new level of gayness.

I think we figured out why Hayden Panettiere is dating a child molester (not really, but I still think he’s a tad bit old). She has daddy issues (duh, shoulda seen this comin right?) It appears her pops was arrested for abusing his wife. According to police reports, he struck the women three times with an open hand. It was discovered later that he was watchin the trailer for Street Fighter IV and got excited. Lol, that nigga E. Honda’d her ass. But seriously, domestic violent isn’t a laughing matter. Neither is child molestation. So they should seek counseling, fast. Then hopefully I can get with her tight ass.

So I kinda ran outta things to rant about so I’ma talk about black celebrities. This past weekend was the Ozone Awards. For my Caucasian readers, the Ozone Awards isn’t an event where we recognize blacks for their contribution to saving the environment. No, it’s a place where niggas can act like niggas. Just like the Vibe awards, lol. Mike Jones (who? Exactly) got punched in the face by another nobody from Houston. Rick Ross, yea the cop, and his crew got into a fight with DJ Vlad and his crew.

It appears white people aren’t the only people that do some sick shit. Police have arrested the person responsible for the death of a woman at Lil’ Kim’s birthday party this past weekend, who was a club employee and targeted the woman because she was drunk. He promised her VIP access, but he instead took her to the roof where he tried to rape or rob her (cops aren’t sure) and when he failed, he killed her with a lead pipe in the Study. Sorry, I thought we were playin Clue. Seriously tho, that’s fucked up. Where were her girlfriends at? Isn’t that why ya’ll roll in packs?

This is what you look like when you are no longer a Nigga On the Run Eating, and just a nigga eating:









Yes, that is Capone-N-Noreaga
Representin MV, Martha’s Vineyard!




The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!