Gisele is preggers!

And it appears that Gisele’s boobs will also be gettin an increase. Accordin to some sources, her and Tom Brady are expectin their first child. The pic below is from the 17th…but I can’t tell if she’s gassy, has bad posture, or is preggers. I guess time will tell. One thing I am certain of, Bridget Moynahan is happy that she can get her child back!

Three's Company

Remembered how I said that G.B.’s comments about Tom’s and Bridget’s baby boy would not be the last of it? Well word comes in that Bridget isn’t too happy with Gisele’s parading around of baby John. Bridget has tried to shield their son away from the spotlight but it appears Gisele is relishing in the fact that she has a child and doesn’t have the extra weight or stretch marks to prove it. While I don’t knock Tom for dumpin a cute white chick for an ugly Brazilian beauty (Brazil always trumps), I do have an issue with the way he’s handled the situation. I think he should make his baby mama and his wifey play nice, for the sake of the kid. If Bridget doesn’t want their child being photographed then Gisele shouldn’t be posing with the boy every chance she gets. If that doesn’t work, I suggest Bridget beats a bitch’s ass. I got your back Bridge.

Pass The A1

How is this for a slap in the face and kick to the uterus. Mrs. Brady (funny her initials are still G.B.) thinks that she can just show up on the scene and take Bridget Moynahan’s baby from her. In the new Vanity Fair, Gisele says:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child – I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day. He's a little angel – the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life.”

OUCH. Bridget, first she took your man, don’t let her take your child. Seriously, Tom needs to curb talk like that. I hope it’s because Gisele’s English is really limited to sexual request (I KNOW how them Brasilian girls are) and she really couldn’t articulate her thoughts. Otherwise I can see a nice cat fight in the ’09 with my money on Bridget.

Congrats to Gisele and Tommy boy

Looks like Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have tied the knot. Last Friday they made their love for each other official. First Lima, now Bundchen? Last year Ambrosio spit out a baby. My promise to America is while I’m in Brasil these next two weeks I will scout out some new talent to bring back to the States. I will bring my camera and microphone. And by microphone I mean penis.

Tom Brady is not engaged.

False alarm. Gisele cleared up the rumors in the Boston Herald. I don’t know how I feel about it. I mean if she has to issue a statement, maybe the engagement is not true. Because rumors are usually true when their rep issues a statement. I guess People magazine is gonna lose some street cred for lyin to us and getting everyone all excited for ole Tommy boy. Though I’m still kinda pissed at him with the knee situation and the Bridget situation. He appears humble on TV but I’m pretty sure Brady is a cocky sonvabitch.

Tom Brady is still gettin a ring this year

And in other wedding bell news, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are gettin married. Tom proposed this past weekend and Gissy said yea. Good for them. Now Tom’s baby will have a step mom and two Christmases. What’s good with Bridget Moynahan? She fell off the scene since havin the baby. She musta thought that she would with Tom forever and is prolly regrettin all of it. She is (was, haven’t seen her in a bit) hot, so I wouldn’t think she would have trouble bouncin back. Bridget, holla at the Rant.