Olympic hopeful opens up brothel

He should move to America, where they will welcome him with open arms. That’s capitalism at its finest. You don’t got the money? Raise it anyway you can. I was scared that HE was workin in a brothel but if he just owns one, then what is the harm? Especially since prostitution is LEGAL in New Zealand I don’t see how he’s gonna bring “shame” or “disgrace” to the sport. Taekwondo was originally created by women who were tired of gettin raped by the men in their village and wanted to fight them off. So taekwondo isn’t even honorable martial arts to begin with. Lol, just kiddin. I don’t want some 30th degree black belt to kick my ass because I’m smearin the history of his occupation. Anyways, if the boy raises the money and he’s nice with the footwork, then he should be able to go to the Olympics and compete. Chances are after makin some real money, he’s not gonna give two shits about headin to the Olympics. He’ll buy all the gold (and platinum) that he wants.

Madoff's payoffs

Black is the best color, Bernie knew that. But why are we throwin this man into jail? Everyone that worked for him made six figures? The man is a Saint! Custodians must have loved him because he helped keep the place clean. That’s an easy check for them too! Free Madoff!!!

Let's make an IPhone email scam app!!!

All I know is that when I go home, my cousins better not come at me with that “you come from America you must be rich” bullshit, cuz I’ma hit them with “you been stealin from my neighbor, now you rich muthafucka!!!” lmao.

Paid to do nothing

Being a blogger means my life is nice. I don’t work hard, write what I please, do what I feel, and enjoy life. The downside is my finances are like a bad golfer, I never see the green. Ya’ll are all being impacted by the recession, and I’m sayin welcome to my party! Lol. But there are some people who don’t work hard and still pull in a ridiculous amount. Take the CEO of Washington Mutual, Alan Fisherman. Man was on the job for 17 days. Then WaMu went under and the government took over. You know how much Fisherman walked away with? $11.6 milli in addition to the $7.5 milli signing bonus. Almost $20 milli for 17 days of work. Let’s break that down to a per hour basis, because that’s how we poor people like to think. CEOs of a bank prolly work a little bit harder and long than the rest of us (especially in time of crisis) so let’s assume he put in 60 hour work weeks. That’s about 12 hour work days. So total he put in 204 hours of work. $20 milli over 204 hours of work is…lmao. Are you ready? You ain’t ready. Just make sure you’re sittin down. Please. And don’t let this influence your decision on the BOB (bail out bill). Ready? $98,039.22 an hour. Every 2 hours he bought a Ferrari. Could you imagine spending your days like that? Every two hours you buy a Ferrari. Fuckin aye man. There are more rich worthless bastards that you can read about at MentalFloss.com.