Forget VS and get VF!

I don’t know how Vanity Fair did it, but they got Miranda Kerr and Ana Beatriz Barros (and other models) to pose topless for some calendar. Somethin neither Victoria Secret nor Sports Illustrated could accomplish for me! Finally, no more straining my eyes in those VS catalogs. If you wanna see what I see, go here (THE SITE IS EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, wait till you get home pervert). I shoulda became a photographer…fuck this lame blogging shit.

Ana Beatriz Barros looks frail

Is it just me or has Ana Beatriz become sicklier lookin? I know she’s a model and thin is always in…but her eyes never sulked before. Not in any Sports Illustrated issues I’ve seen. Maybe that was the magic of airbrush. On the flip side, her jewelry is pretty nice.

I saw a chick that looked like....Ana Beatriz Barros

Ana Beatriz Barros because anyone with ‘Beatriz’ in their name is good with me!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!