Sophie Reade's chest lumps

Sophie Reade is promoting her new lingerie line or some shit but I’d rather use her moment to remind you all to think pink this month. It is Breast Cancer Awareness month and I apologize for not using my boobie powers for great. Expect double the breasts all month!!!

Sophie Reade may cause blindness

Sophie Reade has no real purpose in life other than to give you somethin to look at for Werk-N-Jerk Wednesdays!!! But don’t look her directly in the face; that shit will make your penis soft.

If you did look at her face, then look at the next face immediately after!!!

I hear that’s Lima’s “you’re too big” face…I heard it when she whispered it in my ear, owwwwwwwwww.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!