Lima has a baby angel

A piece of Heaven has died once again. Adriana Lima has given birth to a healthy baby girl with her ‘dots for eyes’ husband, Marko Jaric. I pray for that girl’s sake that she looks like her mother…nothing good can come out from havin her father’s genes…unless she plans on being an animated character when she grows up.

Adriana Lima is finished

And now for some horrific news. Adriana Lima, the VS model who got married to Mr. South Park aka Dot For Eyes aka Marko Jaric, is…sigh. This is tough. I can’t even look at her the same any more. Let’s put it this way, I hope the offspring takes after the mom rather than the dad. Yeah, she’s confirmed it too. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. At least Rosa Acosta is still available (who? You’ll see). On the plus side, can't wait to see her tits swell.