Would you stop a kidnapper?

I’m not gonna lie…I prolly wouldn’t do shit if it was an adult being kidnapped and a little apprehensive for a kid (I would save the kid though, I feel kids always have to be protected). But I don’t know why this video surprises anyone. This callus ass world – nobody gives a fuck about anyone else. That’s why you always gotta look out for yourself first. Once you’re happy, then you can try spreadin that happiness to others.

Boy sells toys to help broke dad

You don’t have to watch the entire video…I didn’t.

I wonder if this makes him feel like a failure as a father. The last thing I’d ever want to do is allow my kid to sell his toys to help keep the house. I mean he sells his child’s toys and he doesn’t even know how much he’s made and he never intended to make a profit from it? Why sell the boy’s toys to begin with? I do applaud the level of awareness for the 11-year old. To flat out make a decision that you are gonna do everythin you can to help is commendable. He doesn’t look very happy about it though. He looks annoyed. I wish I had money to buy him some new toys. It may not be the great depression but I’m pretty sure there are a lot of unhappy people in America. I hope Obama’s solution is the right one and helps put this country back on track…because the next step is to have the Chinese take over. They already own Hummer…

11-year old babysitter saves life with CPR

An 11-year old babysitter saved her 2-year old cousin’s life after the tot ended up in the swimming pool. Obviously the girl took her eyes off her cousin for a bit and the baby ended up damn near lifeless in the swimming pool. But due to the quick action of the babysitter, she preformed CPR and saved her cuzzo’s life!!! How sweet is that? Could you imagine the grief you’d have to live with if the kid you were supposed to be watchin died? And she said that she’s never been trained in CPR, she’s just seen it on TV. YES!!! SCORE ONE FOR TV!!! Even though TV is still losin the war against the “TV haters”, one battle is enough for me to call it a Good Friday. I love TV and the warm glow and the education it provides. Matter of fact, gonna go watch some now.

George Clooney - the humanitarian

George Clooney plans on shootin a movie in L'Aquila, Italy sometime in the near future. You may recall that L'Aquila was the city that was devastated by an earthquake last year, killin some 300 people. George said in an effort to help bring revenue to the city and boost the economy he will film and shoot a movie about the earthquake. How fuckin great is that? Him, Brad, and Jen are like the holy trinity sometimes.

Megan Fox isn't mean

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She a liar. She saw the boy and was like “ew, gross fat boy. Security, get me outta here!” The only reason she’s apologizing and offered to send the boy a card is because she knows he’s dead. After bein crushed like that, there’s no way he didn’t jump off a bridge. Beautiful women – the number one killer of men around the world.

American scientist tries to fight malaria in Africa

This is a good look. I wish I was a multimillionaire so that I could open up several manufacturing plants for this artificial flower. Poor poor Africa, when will the rest of the world come to your aid? We concern ourselves with what the Palestinians and Israelis do and what N. Korea has planned, but a fuckin bug that kills a child every 30 seconds is not of that much concern? Is it really that hard to setup and train nurses in Africa? I don’t really know what to rant about because I can’t really wrap my head around the reason(s) malaria is still an issue. It seems like the world is tryin to kill Africa anyway they can. Like the first world countries have gotten together and said “if the AIDS doesn’t kill em, the malaria will.” Bullshit.

Good Samaritans get the shaft

I don’t know if I should tag this story with “good people” or “idiots”. A Brinks armored truck makin its rounds had dropped over $300K in money bags right outside of an antique store. The two guys that initially approached the bags realized that they contained money and proceeded to round up the bags. Eventually other passer-bys got in on the action and decided to help out. When all was said and done, $276,160 was recovered over 14 bags. Apparently 2 bags with $60,000 are still at large. You wanna know what Brinks gave one of the guys that helped recover the money? A T-shirt and a gold coin commemorating the company's 150th anniversary. A muthafuckin T-shirt??? I hope that gold coin is worth at least $2k. These guys just gave back a quarter of a milli and all one of them got was a fuckin T-shirt. That’s that bullshit. I hope the guys kept the other two missin bags because I think that woulda been the right thing to do. Brinks is insured anyways, so any money they lose they get it back. A muthafuckin T-shirt for returning $260k? Get the fuck outta here.

Piles gets em young

HAHAHA, I love it. Girl see Piles, start cryin and shit. He beckons her back, white lady asks the girl “who is that nigga?” Little girl weeps “that’s Piles bitch!”. Piles gives her diamond chain that prolly could pay for a year at college. Little girl becomes a video hoe instead. Oh wait…I was supposed to think that, not write it out. Ooops.

Black lady acts white and does the right thing

I like black people, they soon may become my race of choice again. Tried white, Mexican, Korean, nigga (yeah, I just found out they’re a race too)…nothin beats black.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's eating your carrots

Ok, let’s get back to the good.

Lmao, they doin a good deed tho so can we really fault them? I guess this is how they get it in Ohio, smh. And I don’t think they modified his voice to hide his identity…I think that’s how Shadow Hare really sounds. It’s only a matter of time before some bored billionaire decides to up the ante.

Congress helps it peeps (peeps meaning costituents)

Who says the government doesn’t work for the people, huh? In another related story, another couple was about to be forced out their homes and they couldn’t even get the banks on the line. One call to their congressman and the bank called them up ready to help. Durin tough times there are the people that just hold their heads in their hands and give up, and there are those who keep knockin on doors till one opens up. I’m neither, I live in the comfort of my mom’s basement. What do I need to worry about? The world is too scary for me to be on my own. MOM! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!

Kind hearts are still out there

Leave to America’s favorite demographic to make everyone feel like shit. It’s acts of kindness that make me still have hope for this country. It’s only a little bit of hope but I’m pretty sure if Jiverly Wong wouldn’t have been so Gun-Ho (lol) if he got a lottery scratch on his car the day of his rampage and won. It’s all about keepin people’s hopes up so that they don’t get desperate and these two ladies understand that.

Men catch baby that fell 40 feet

What kinda shit is this? The siblings tried to off their baby sister? First they threw out her toys then they tried to throw her out. Wow. I read this article the other day but felt it wasn’t postin without the video. The father was “watchin” one of the other children while this was goin on. Like I said, if they outta sight they ain’t safe. SMH at his parenting skills.

Bad Samaritan

White people still don’t get it…I wouldn’t open my home up to an abandoned pit bull. Fuck around one day and accidently say the “attack word” and throw it into a frenzy. “Hey can someone find…arrgghhhhh, get the dog off of me, arggghhhh (blood fills my throat due to my jugular bein ripped)” I wouldn’t open my home to strangers and I most certainly wouldn’t do it on Craig’s list where all the crazies live.

Biggest idiot of all

See, even white people can do stupid things from time to time…Ok, guess not. I think he turned in the money because he didn’t count it, lol. When he found out it was $10k he went back into the bathroom because he shitted on himself! I wouldn’t have turned it in until the guy came lookin for it. Seriously, cuz how did Moses not know that God wanted him to keep that money? How do you know when God is rewardin you or if Satan is temptin you? WWJD? If I pray and pray and pray to have a threesome with Monica and Penelope Cruz and they show up ready to have a threesome, isn’t that a reward for keepin the faith?