Brasilian student expelled and reinstated...stupid

Ok, I don’t understand why this is news. ANYWHERE!! It shouldn’t be news in Brasil and it certainly shouldn’t be news in America. So she wore a short dress…in Brasil. That’s like a black man gettin arrested in Africa for being black. It’s the fuckin norm out there! I guess her actions in class (hiking up her skirt, twirling around on a pole (why is there a pole on campus? Lamp post maybe?) ) are what got her expelled. Obviously the school doesn’t want her practicing for work while on campus. This just goes to show how bored I am with the world, that I’m even discussing non events. Sigh.

Brasilian women are gonna be the death of me (NSFW)

I’m not marrying any other ethnicity besides Brasilian. If I do marry somethin else, then she will know that she will be IMMEDIATELY replaced if a Brasilian comes into the picture. Owwwww. Granted they have the highest HIV rate and plastic surgery rate…it would be a risk I’d be willing to take. Seriously, those women are hot like no other. South American born women are hotter than hell.

Obama can't resist a brazillian booty either

We already know that Obama likes to smack Michelle’s big ghetto booty. But could it be possible that Obama’s likes the ripe Brazilian booty too? Too bad the girl in the picture is only 16-years old and is a junior delegate at the G8 Summit…maybe in two years she can be his scandal, lol.

Alexis Lopez replaces Lima...for now

This must be Brasil week…Alexis Lopez (that doesn’t sound Brazilian), I guess acts and models. She can act like a model in my bedroom. Lame, I know. I try tho. Maybe that’s the problem…These photos feel heavily photochopped tho.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Mission "Find Wifey": Back on!!!

Couple days ago I was pretty bummed to find out that most girls in Brasil sell or have sold themselves. Well, that was incorrect information given to me. First off, prostitution isn’t legal in Brasil. The government turns a blind eye to it because it brings in tourism and capital. Second, you can’t stay in the Red Light District and expect to find a nun. So the hunt is back on, but next year. I have to find other spots to stay at and make my dream a reality.

I saw a chick that looked like....Ana Paula Araujo

Ana Paula Araujo because you will never get close to anything like this, but I did! HAHAHAHAHA.

I saw a chick that looked like....Fernanda Tavares

Fernanda Tavares is an old school Brasilian beauty….

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!! (Finally done, back to drinking)

Mission "Find Wifey": Failed

I doubt I will find a Brasilian wife. Due to the fact that so many are women of the night. One of the guys was talkin to a girl and she said that a lot of women lead double lives. They boyfriends, husbands, and family don’t even know what they do. One girl we were with skipped school (college) to hang out with us. Damn. Even the smart ones get down. Some girls drive an hour plus from home just to get “to work”. So I can’t even blame it on the fact I’m in a touristy area. What’s a man to do? My dreams have been shattered terribly. Guess I gotta find me a Colombian or Argentine to marry. Sigh.

I saw a chick that looked like....Ana Beatriz Barros

Ana Beatriz Barros because anyone with ‘Beatriz’ in their name is good with me!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Conspiracy Theory: Brazilian women will run the world

Paloma Fiuza is 25 (her bday was on the 28th) and is Brazilian. If Brazilian women invaded America, I can promise you that American women would become extinct. There would be only American-Brazilian hybrids runnin around. Did I mention that I’m headin there in March? The only concern I have for the trip is how to upload the pictures to you guys on a daily basis…actually, that’s not a big concern.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!