Padma Lakshmi at the Emmy's

My curry lovin wifey, Padma, at the Emmy’s. What more can I say that hasn’t been thought or said? I would spread her like mustard.

Padma Laksmi is tainted...

What’s hot? Padma Lakshmi. What’s not? Air brushing scars that basically define you. Look at her arm. Where is the arm length scar she suffered from a crazy car accident? I already told her I dig chicks with scars. Why she hiding it?

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Padma Lakshmi is like 7th Heaven

Padma Lakshmi looks stunning at the premier of that Bastards movie (the one with Brad Pitt). Even with a hideous scar on her arm, I’d still do her all day everyday – twice on Sundays. And not because of her rack (which is pretty nice) but because she’s a chef (or at least hosts a show with chefs) and she would make me a mean sandwich afterwards. I’d be in Heaven (or Nirvana as she would say).

Padma knows how to make it in Hollywood

Padma Lakshmi reminds me to thank the inventers of flash photography…

Padma is alluring

First the Carl’s Jr. commercial, now this spread in Allure? I think Padma Lakshmi knows what it takes to make it as a sex object in America. Next up, nude roles in Hollywood movies. Take that Ashwarya Rai!!!

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Padma Lakshmi gets me Hardee(s)

Padma Lakshmi is the host of Top Chef but her looks are top shelf. But don’t worry bout gettin your dirty paws on her unless you are as old as her father. The girl has serious daddy issues, wiki her. But I’d still put it in her butt, I just wouldn’t bring her over or give her my real number. Enjoy her Hardees’s video….as I enjoy the thought of her tasting my meat sauce.


I seriously can’t watch this video more than once a day…I’d run out of underwear too fast.



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