Pregnant man ain't preggers no mo!

Congrats to Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy on their second child. It appears Thomas had a healthy baby boy. Um, yeah. Not gonna try to take away from the birth of a healthy baby so congrats.

 

Sexy

Allow me to reintroduce myself (again)

So yesterday I drew the ire of a reader by bashing the pregnant man. They acted like they knew me and started poppin off at the mouth bout me and the wife. What do I usually say to people that don’t like the Rant? That’s right, I tell them to eat a dick. Because this is MY SHOW and if you don’t like it change the fuckin channel. How someone gonna tell ME who or what to judge. I’ll judge whatever the fuck I want to. I’m the muthafuckin Michael Phelps of this shit. I manage this shit like Obama managed his campaign. I run this!!!

"The only belly a man should have is from drinking beer"

Now, I was gonna break down the naysayer’s points, but I decided why? My show, my rules. So I’m gonna act like that comment didn’t even exist. Instead I’m gonna continue my bashing on the woman. The first issue I have is what if this next child is a boy? What kinda sissy are you gonna raise? You tell your son to be a man, he's gonna say "just like you dad?" LMAO. You thought it was tough being a regular parent, now you set up for all types of ammo. When she first got pregnant and appeared on Oprah, she said that she doesn't think that giving birth defined who she was and it's just a process that happens. Note that I have stop using 'it' and now refer to 'it' as a ‘she’ because only a woman would give such an illogical reason on why she decided to keep her ovaries. Giving birth is just a process? You simple bitch, the only reason you talkin shit is because you were born a woman!!! Men can not just sign up for this process and start giving birth. Even with hormone treatments to enlarge our breasts and (maybe) make us lactate, the pelvic bone structure isn't suitable for carryin a baby. If this is the kind of "logic" you want to defend then go ahead, don't judge. Me? I know a crazy bitch when I see one.

Pregnant Man, preggers again

I’m not gonna judge, I’m not gonna judge, I’m not gonna judge, I’m not..fuck this. What kinda malarkey is this horse shit? The pregnant man is pregnant again? Disgusting. He/She is already fuckin up one child’s life, now it wants to fuck up another’s? And I know I may be a bit harsh, because the unconditional love from a mother/father may get this child through any perils in life. But then I think I’m being realistic when I say, what kind of parent tries to make life harder on a child? For those that don’t know about the he/she, this girl decided that she was really a man. So she got a sex change, but not a complete one because it kept the reproductive system intact. Then decided to get married to a woman (a butch lookin one) and instead of getting her pregnant, it get itself pregnant and had the baby. I guess you can watch the video below.



I guess what really bothers me is self mutilation, and before the Hypocrite police come to arrest me, let me defend myself. I know I ‘ohh’ and ‘ahh’ over these celebrities with botox lips and silicon breast but that’s just fun to look at. I highly (like 98%) doubt I’d marry someone that has undergone cosmetic surgery because to me it shows a lack of self esteem (unless it was for like something serious, you lost your tits to breast cancer or your face had acid dumped on it by a crazy husband, shit like that). Work with what God gave you. This thing decided that it wanted to pull a switch-a-roo but still wanted to be selfish and not do a complete one. Like you don’t wanna be a girl but you wanna give birth? Come the fuck on. You are nothing else but a fuckin sicko.