Award for lawsuit against tobacco company

First thing I hate are stupid lawsuits. “Oh my wife died from lung cancer from smoking two packs of cigarettes a day. Gimme $1.9 million.” FUCK YOU. Your wife smoked because she wanted to, because she was “addicted”. I’m addicted to porn, if I jerk my dick till it breaks will I get a settlement from Hustler and Playboy??? I don’t think so, but maybe I should find out since in America we can sue anyone for just about anything and stupid jurors will side will the idiot instead of looking at the big picture and doing what’s right!!! How can anyone trust the judicial system where justice is rarely served? And if it is, it’s wrong. I need to sue the readers of my blog for not reading enough and makin me money. I’m stressin out because I can’t blog from a fuckin island. I have to be in a bullshit hotel in a bullshit city. And the man is 92 years old. What the fuck is he gonna need almost 2 million dollars for? Depends don’t cost that much!!!

Man sues strip club

I mean really? Really? When I first heard the report I thought a dancer was just extremely nervous or extremely coked up and had accidentally kicked the shit outta someone. This dude sounds like he’s tryin to make a quick buck. That’s real despicable. Why doesn’t he just get a fuckin job? Double vision? A horse would have to kick you for permanent double vision. I laugh at how the owner says “buttocks.” He really wants to say “That muthafucka slapped the shit outta my girl’s ass. If I wasn’t getting my dick sucked in my office, I woulda cracked his head open myself!” I gotta wonder where the hell security was. I know if I get too frisky with a chick, they are right behind me lifting me outta my comfy seat and throwin me into the hard concrete! Bullshit.

Pirates in Texas now...

Seriously, don’t worry bout sailing off the coast of Somalia but worry bout driving Route 59 in Tenaha, Texas. It appears the police dept. has been stopping drivers and extorting them of money and jewelry. I guess in Texas there is a law where if a cop pulls you over and thinks you have committed a felony, they can seize your assets. But if you aren’t charged, then they have to give the confiscated items back. Obviously this precinct didn’t read down that far and in classic police fashion, they’ve been targeting minorities. Now you’ll prolly assume that it’s a bunch of white people workin in this small ass town. But if you watched AC360 yesterday, you’ll note that the main cop accused of doin these shanigans is black. Worst kinda cops aren’t the white ones…but the black ones that attack and prey on minorities. Anyways the victims are filing a lawsuit against the dept and the DA who seems to be in the mix as well. Hmmm, I wonder if the black cop is Somali. Then his actions still aren’t justifiable but at least make sense.

Demaris Meyer sues Morgan Freeman

Remember last summer when Morgan Freeman got into that scary car accident? Well it turns out the mystery lady he was with is now suing him. I love America. She wants him to pay for her injuries and tell people that she’s not “the other woman” and the reason Morgan is divorcing his wife. First off bitch, how you gonna sue someone for gettin into a car accident? She claims that he was drinkin, alright then why didn’t you drive you simple bitch? It was HER car that they got into an accident with. Some dumb old ’97 Maxima which really pisses me off because Maxima’s are great cars so I’m wonderin what the fuck was goin on that homeboy rolled into a ditch. Did they check the bitch’s mouth for semen at the scene? And she ain’t even that hot to be suing anybody. And she talkin bout she had memory loss and can’t work no more. But she sure as hell remembered who drove her and what he was drinkin!! Oh, and where were the two going so “high” off life? Back to Freeman’s spot because he said she could stay in the guest house. How is she not the other woman? At my place there is the regular house and the guest house. My regular woman sleeps with me in the regular house. My other women sleep with me in the guest house. SMH at you, she devil.

Jackpot winners get sued

Mo Money Mo Problems and they ain’t even got their money yet. I don’t know the details of this “they said, we said” bullshit. All I know is, if the 4 didn’t put ANY more money towards the winning ticket, then fuck em. That will make you think twice about callin in sick to work and then goin fishing or whatever. I don’t care how many times you played before. My dad has played the lottery like almost everyday for 25+ years and hasn’t hit the jackpot. Should he sue the lottery because according to the odds he shoulda won by now? Or because his numbers won on a day he didn’t play them? Granted it’s over $200 milli, WHO CARES? If the winners wanna be nice, that’s on them but the courts shouldn’t forced them to give up their money unless it can be counted as a donation and a tax break.