Too much time on my hands

Day 2 of havin TV and not really watchin it…I lied yesterday; I did watch part of the Oscars. I saw everything from Best Director on. I thought it was cool how they did Best Actress and Actors, with distinguished winners doing a blurb on the nominee. The ladies definitely did a better job than the guys. It actually looked like some of the actresses memorized most of what they were gonna say, so instead of readin from the prompter they actually looked like they meant it. I guess women are better actors…nah, just better at faking emotions. Did anyone see Salma at the awards? Not like I was lookin for her…One highlight is Ben Stiller’s impersonation of Joaquin Phoenix:

Joaquin Phoenix is gone

If you thought your job was tough, watch this:

Dave is the man. He takes his shots at Vanilla Ice Cube, tries to keep the interview going, and keeps everyone laughin. I have to investigate what was going on because Phoenix was CLEARLY out of his fuckin mind. That is some drug induced type shit. That nigga been hittin the syrup with Lil’ Wayne a little bit TOO MUCH. That codeine is a muthafucka.

Joaquin Phoenix aka Firebird Man

Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement from actin last October. We all should know that. And if you don’t know who Phoenix is, shame on you. The man is a pretty dope actor. What I didn’t know, and maybe you did, was that he was gonna go into music. Rap to be specific. I thought we were done with the white boys that wanted to rap. Bubba Sparks was the last of a dying breed. Lil’ Wyte doesn’t even show up on Three Six Mafia songs anymore. What gives? Is there resurgence for this madness? What on earth is he gonna rap about? I guess if some clowns called the Brooklyn Playmakers can make an album, anyone can. At least one of the three rappers in the group was black (hint, it wasn’t Panama Black). HAHAHAHAHAHA!