I-Witness

So I guess the new “thing” to do is purposely ruin other people’s pictures. When you see a camera, you’re supposed to pose behind it as well and act like you’re part of the pic. Yes, people reallllly don’t have lives and it’s so sad what they do to keep themselves entertained. ANYWAYS, Jessica Simpson here. Lookin all good. But I don’t wanna ruin it for you…since he does.

ROFL!!!! The man is straight DEMENTED with the look. Yellow teeth and all!!! I hope Jessica got home safely. Lmao.

I-Witness

So I decided that "The Watchful Eye" was kinda corny, and I know "I-Witness" isn't much better, so bear with me as I think up a name for this segment.

Watch out Freida, that man has dishonorable intent in his eyes lol.

I love how this cheap ass couple decided to get their picture taken by posin behind Jessica Biel…damn recession.

I-Witness

I told you that I wanted to have different segments to my show. First it was You Can’t Be Tough in which I break down things people do and explain why your image is softer than a drawing on some Charmin’s toilet paper. Today I wanna introduce the Watchful Eye. Basically I call out anyone in a candid picture or video. Today on the Watchful Eye we have two women who are CLEARLY hatin on Terri Hatcher. The chesty one prolly said “Look at this skinny bitch. She wasn’t shit after Lois and Clark. Doin RadioShack commercials and shit. Now she’s a “star” on ABC and thinks her shit don’t stink. Punk ass bitch, I’d whup her ass.” And the one with the glasses is like “yea, punk ass bitch.”