Mel Gibson needs to hire pirates

Hulk needs to take a cue from Mel Gibson who is about to have the most costliest divorce ever. First, Mel already got a new boo, Oksana Pochepa.

Ew, this chick ain’t got no alibi. Mel needs to step up his game. Second, Mel’s worth is totaled to be at $1 billion dollars. Factor in no pre-nup (married before he was famous) and California common law, which states she gets half, and it looks like Ex-Mrs. Gibson will be walkin away with $500 million. That’s a muthafuckin pay day. I need to have my people contact her people…see if I can catch her on the rebound. That’s kinda crazy that he has to give up half a billion to her. I’m not sayin she doesn’t deserve it, because she does. She was by his side for 28 years, popped out 7 kids for him, she’s entitled to half. But that’s still a lot of money to part with. Half a billion. Even after the divorce, that nigga will still be richer than Somalia.

Don't mess with pirates

I don’t wanna harp on this because you know it was comin, but 2 ships have been taken by pirates yesterday. Not one, but two! It appears they're puttin in overtime. Neither ship is American owned and so far neither crew has been hurt. A third ship (from the U.S.) was attacked but the pirates failed to get on board. Either pay off the pirates or rebuild Somalia. Bloodshed won’t get anybody anywhere.

Lesson of the day: Don't hold white people hostage

“The pirates agreed to be towed, so we brought them in closer within firing range and they were blacks with guns so they posed a threat. So we took action and killed them all. Because the Navy SEALS don’t negotiate with hoes.” (That was a super funny inside joke, I’m literally tearing up right now.) And where the fuck was Jack Sparrow to do the whole “parlay” thing and work all this out? SMH. Well, America drew blood on some Former President White Devil type shit. Do you think that’s gonna stop niggas from takin ships hostage? Never. It has just escalated. Now the money that they made isn’t gonna be used to feed families, nope. They just gonna buy bigger guns and take on bigger ships and kill more people. Obama isn’t lookin to good in his people’s eyes (Africans) right now. Or maybe this is all part of a grand scheme to get help to Somalia? It’s only a matter of time when the bloodshed will be enough and people will start thinkin of a permanent solution. So much for improving American relations with the world right? U.S. Rep. Donald Payne had his plane shot at as he was leavin Somalia. That’s can’t be a good sign huh? Aren’t there Americans workin in Somalia? Feel sorry for them too. 2009 is gonna be a dark one…again. So much for change.