Pirate in NY to be tried

Ok, somebody help me out here because I slept through my bar exam for international law. Since when do people caught in international waters, or waters of a foreign country get tried in the U.S.? He isn’t a U.S. citizen and didn’t commit the crime on U.S. soil. Ok, I guess being on a boat from the U.S. counts as U.S. soil. So then why didn’t the Blackwater Ops get tried in Iraq? I understand that the military has special exceptions when bein charged for crimes on foreign grounds, but Blackwater is a contracted group. They aren’t U.S. military. So why weren’t they tried in Iraqi courts? That’s that bullshit.

Alabama ship mate interview

His mail ordered wife’s stockings are hot. They launched the boat from the “mother ship”? HAHAHAHA. Are they fightin pirates or Borgs? Very heroic guys, I guess. I just wanna know how many people the pirates have killed to date? Only one hostage has died this year and that was during the rescue operation so who knows where the bullet came from (pirates or Navy commandos). I’m pretty sure more pirates than hostages have been killed. And that’s because there is no money in dead hostages, so I’m tired of everyone makin these pirates out to be mindless savages. They’re about their money, not murdering. The smear campaign against the Negros continues…

Don't mess with pirates

I don’t wanna harp on this because you know it was comin, but 2 ships have been taken by pirates yesterday. Not one, but two! It appears they're puttin in overtime. Neither ship is American owned and so far neither crew has been hurt. A third ship (from the U.S.) was attacked but the pirates failed to get on board. Either pay off the pirates or rebuild Somalia. Bloodshed won’t get anybody anywhere.

Lesson of the day: Don't hold white people hostage

“The pirates agreed to be towed, so we brought them in closer within firing range and they were blacks with guns so they posed a threat. So we took action and killed them all. Because the Navy SEALS don’t negotiate with hoes.” (That was a super funny inside joke, I’m literally tearing up right now.) And where the fuck was Jack Sparrow to do the whole “parlay” thing and work all this out? SMH. Well, America drew blood on some Former President White Devil type shit. Do you think that’s gonna stop niggas from takin ships hostage? Never. It has just escalated. Now the money that they made isn’t gonna be used to feed families, nope. They just gonna buy bigger guns and take on bigger ships and kill more people. Obama isn’t lookin to good in his people’s eyes (Africans) right now. Or maybe this is all part of a grand scheme to get help to Somalia? It’s only a matter of time when the bloodshed will be enough and people will start thinkin of a permanent solution. So much for improving American relations with the world right? U.S. Rep. Donald Payne had his plane shot at as he was leavin Somalia. That’s can’t be a good sign huh? Aren’t there Americans workin in Somalia? Feel sorry for them too. 2009 is gonna be a dark one…again. So much for change.

Snipers take out pirates

I know what they mean by “imminent danger”, they saw black people with guns. That’s protocol in the U.S., why wouldn’t it be the same for international waters? Anyways, glad the captain is safe. I don’t know why they don’t start hiring private security to accompany the sailors. Blackwater would definitely become known as Redwater…those trigger happy mutha…Can’t really blame the pirates tho. Most of the Somali pirates are former fishermen who are angry at the internationals overfishing their region. It’s bad enough that they don’t have any food to begin with, then we go over there and take their food without proper compensation. Oh wait, we provide aide and relief in the form of what? Fruit baskets? Please. I wish someone would come into my house, take my filet mignon and Grand Cru, and then come back a week later with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with milk. You better believe the next time that muthafucka comes over to drop some “relief”, I’ma hold his ass up for ransom. Payouts are like $3 million dollars split between like 6-12 people. Do you know how many Americans would love to have that kinda money? Let alone a person in Somalia? Yo, they would be drinkin Grand Cru JUST to piss it out. Actually they'd prolly just get better plumbing to take hot showers. And when they do get caught, they don’t even get punished harshly because everyone knows they’re gettin the shit end of the stick. One day Africa is gonna get sick and tired of the rest of the world’s bullshit. I suggest the world leaders come together before the blacks go crazy.

You sunk my battleship

I don’t know why they just don’t get regular ships and place NATO soldiers on it. Like a sting operation. Cops use it all the time when tryin to bust prostitution. Not sayin that I know anything about those kinda things. But be cautious if the girl has bigger hands than you and a mustache like aunt Bunny.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh matey!

But not everyone lives in the present. Can you believe there are still pirates? Not the digital ones that steal some music, movies, etc. Like hardcore “hop on your ship and take you hostage" pirates. Yea man, that’s the job to have while in a recession. Hop on a ship, take the crew hostage, and then demand ransom for the ship owner. $2 milli a pop? Only need bout 8-10 people in on the operation. And they from third world countries, so they livin like billionaires after they get paid. Why don’t ships come with some anti pirate technology? When are we gonna develop some defense shields like the shit we see in Star Trek? Being a pirate should be obsolete by now. And while we’re at it. So should prostitution. When are they gonna make 24 hour clones? You choose the features you want the girl to have, how long you need her for (24 hours is the limit), and then you go to town. These nerds need to pick up the slack in the technological developments.