Rich blacks, poor whites can only mean one thing: Africa!

Wow. Well, as the whites have been telling the blacks: “That’s life.” Hopefully the South African government will start with social reforms to help the white people take advantage of the system and blacks can look down upon them as being lazy niggers. Oh wait, can’t use the word niggers. Oh wait, yes you can. Because by definition, a nigger isn’t limited by race. I wonder if South Africa is just gonna be the polarization of the United States.

Mel Gibson needs to hire pirates

Hulk needs to take a cue from Mel Gibson who is about to have the most costliest divorce ever. First, Mel already got a new boo, Oksana Pochepa.

Ew, this chick ain’t got no alibi. Mel needs to step up his game. Second, Mel’s worth is totaled to be at $1 billion dollars. Factor in no pre-nup (married before he was famous) and California common law, which states she gets half, and it looks like Ex-Mrs. Gibson will be walkin away with $500 million. That’s a muthafuckin pay day. I need to have my people contact her people…see if I can catch her on the rebound. That’s kinda crazy that he has to give up half a billion to her. I’m not sayin she doesn’t deserve it, because she does. She was by his side for 28 years, popped out 7 kids for him, she’s entitled to half. But that’s still a lot of money to part with. Half a billion. Even after the divorce, that nigga will still be richer than Somalia.

Diddy didn't know they still made $1 bills

Diddy has this “what the fuck is this doin here?” look.

I had the same look when I found croissants and French fries in our home the other day. Tear. Can you create a petition to get people divorced? Like if we got enough names and took it to France, do you think they would annul the marriage?