Lesson of the day: Don't hold white people hostage

“The pirates agreed to be towed, so we brought them in closer within firing range and they were blacks with guns so they posed a threat. So we took action and killed them all. Because the Navy SEALS don’t negotiate with hoes.” (That was a super funny inside joke, I’m literally tearing up right now.) And where the fuck was Jack Sparrow to do the whole “parlay” thing and work all this out? SMH. Well, America drew blood on some Former President White Devil type shit. Do you think that’s gonna stop niggas from takin ships hostage? Never. It has just escalated. Now the money that they made isn’t gonna be used to feed families, nope. They just gonna buy bigger guns and take on bigger ships and kill more people. Obama isn’t lookin to good in his people’s eyes (Africans) right now. Or maybe this is all part of a grand scheme to get help to Somalia? It’s only a matter of time when the bloodshed will be enough and people will start thinkin of a permanent solution. So much for improving American relations with the world right? U.S. Rep. Donald Payne had his plane shot at as he was leavin Somalia. That’s can’t be a good sign huh? Aren’t there Americans workin in Somalia? Feel sorry for them too. 2009 is gonna be a dark one…again. So much for change.

Obama loses his spine

I don’t want my President suckin no A-rab dick!!! Next thing you know, he’ll be getting butt fucked by the Taliban. Cheney was right! We aren’t any safer. Gotta love the conservatives. Anyways, if the President wants to show respect to other leaders, that’s fine. I’m pretty sure his advisors came at him with a list of options like: “Mr. President, you are about to meet the Saudi king. You can either hold his hand and kiss him on the cheek, or bow to him.” To which Obama responded: “I ain’t kissin no nigga.” I feel safer with Obama as President because it takes a lot to scare black people. White people can’t handle a crisis for shit. They lack to coolness and collectiveness needed. Not all white people suffer from the lack of swag, just most. I bet a cool head woulda killed bin Laden by now, instead of creating a war in Iraq that is now more costly than the Vietnam War (which is part of the reason Obama is bowing now). You’d have to be the dumbest world leader to think America is the sole superpower it was back in the 80s and 90s. There are people still afraid of us, but they just stackin their chips to buy that nuke to gain them leverage. It pretty much boils down to the U.S. can’t swing its nuts like it used to, so we better learn to enjoy this humble pie we’re eatin and bow when we must.