Showing posts with label Oksana Pochepa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oksana Pochepa. Show all posts

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Mel Gibson needs to hire pirates

Hulk needs to take a cue from Mel Gibson who is about to have the most costliest divorce ever. First, Mel already got a new boo, Oksana Pochepa.



Ew, this chick ain’t got no alibi. Mel needs to step up his game. Second, Mel’s worth is totaled to be at $1 billion dollars. Factor in no pre-nup (married before he was famous) and California common law, which states she gets half, and it looks like Ex-Mrs. Gibson will be walkin away with $500 million. That’s a muthafuckin pay day. I need to have my people contact her people…see if I can catch her on the rebound. That’s kinda crazy that he has to give up half a billion to her. I’m not sayin she doesn’t deserve it, because she does. She was by his side for 28 years, popped out 7 kids for him, she’s entitled to half. But that’s still a lot of money to part with. Half a billion. Even after the divorce, that nigga will still be richer than Somalia.
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