Don't they play dress up for a living?

Now here is a little bit Hollywood Halloween.

Kim Kardashian in a Wonder Woman. I really wonder how she got that entire ass in a tight costume. Yum.

 Mariah and Nick as firefighters. I still can’t believe these two are married. I still need to see kids pop outta MC otherwise I’m thinkin this is the longest Punk’d episode ever.


















 Kendra Wilkinson didn’t dress up. She had no clue what day it was.

Kate Moss the supermodel went as Kate Moss the regular girl. This is frightening.

Aubrey O’Day as a high as hippie. Talk about bein committed to an outfit. Broad looks like she smoked the entire day before gettin into the costume.

Traci and Heidi both went with the classic naughty cop outfit. I must say, I saw a lot of those this weekend and it is an outfit that definitely needs breasts to work. Not huge fake ones, but you can’t be anythin less than a C to it off. That pretty much applies to any classic naughty outfit. If you ain’t naturally blessed, then please get the most expensive push up you can. Or suffer ridicule from guys like me.







The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

I Love Gooooooooooooold

Who idolized Kate Moss? This idiot did. Marc Quinn created a $3 milli gold (not solid, because he wanted to weight as much as the real thing) sculpture of the supermodel. A)The bitch ain’t super. If she is, it might be super lucky that even after her coke scandal and her deadbeat boyfriend Pete, she still lands deals. B) The sculpture is disgusting. Why is her raggedy pussy all on display? I don’t wanna look at that shit. C) Who fancy’s Kate Moss that much to drop $3 milli on her worst look ever? I would rather pay $3 milli for a book full of pictures with her coked outta her mind.














































The Rant Is Due Muthafuckas!!!