Don't they play dress up for a living?

Now here is a little bit Hollywood Halloween.

Kim Kardashian in a Wonder Woman. I really wonder how she got that entire ass in a tight costume. Yum.

 Mariah and Nick as firefighters. I still can’t believe these two are married. I still need to see kids pop outta MC otherwise I’m thinkin this is the longest Punk’d episode ever.


















 Kendra Wilkinson didn’t dress up. She had no clue what day it was.

Kate Moss the supermodel went as Kate Moss the regular girl. This is frightening.

Aubrey O’Day as a high as hippie. Talk about bein committed to an outfit. Broad looks like she smoked the entire day before gettin into the costume.

Traci and Heidi both went with the classic naughty cop outfit. I must say, I saw a lot of those this weekend and it is an outfit that definitely needs breasts to work. Not huge fake ones, but you can’t be anythin less than a C to it off. That pretty much applies to any classic naughty outfit. If you ain’t naturally blessed, then please get the most expensive push up you can. Or suffer ridicule from guys like me.







The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Anti Gravity tank tops

The only real reason I’m posting these pics is because I can admire a woman that coordinates when takin out the trash. (If you click on the pics, you may see a little more than you want to if you’re at work, so becareful)

Because it's hump day

I was gonna make some offhand comments about “having a special deposit I wanna make” or “I wouldn’t mind deflowering her”. But since I fired my writers after the Indian joke, I decided to not tempt fate and have a bad joke again. So just enjoy the eye candy (BTW Kayleigh has some real NSFW pics if you google her, so becareful).

































The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Don't look unless your boss sits far away from you

And I know that Mondays might not be as good for you as they are for me, so here is a little 'boob'ster to kick off your week:

So where are the pics? Well I decided that since I can't tailor the blog to just show the title and not the contents, it's better to play it safe than get you fired lol. So if you want to start your Monday off right, you'll have to go here. Oh, and don't worry, it's not nude. Just border line.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!