Up Up and Away...to the weekend

I read the notes on McCain’s speech but what really caught my interest was the comments people left. I almost shed a tear…I’ve never been prouder to be an American. Or is that I’ve never been more proud to be an American? Oh shit…I guess I’ve been anti-American this whole time. Right Mitt? Lol, your crew is a joke. Lies, bashing, and more lies won’t get you into office…Not this round. Here is one comment I loved in particular: Steve said – “a. They down the dems for big government, yet created the largest burocracy [sic] in history DOHS. b. They down the dems for tax and spend, yet tax cut, price gudge [sic] and spent the U.S. into 9.5 trillion in debt is a better alternative? c. They talk about family values, yet most of the speakers at the convention had trophy (2nd) wives (McCain, Thompson, Guliani) and they actually had pins saying Hot VP while Palin touted her teenage prego daughter and boyfriend around like a prize.”

I’m done talkin politics. If you’re ignorant and can’t decipher what’s true and what isn’t, that’s ok (it’s really unacceptable in this day and age of the internet, but I’ll let you slide) but if you cheer on McCain as he talks about change (wonder where he got that idea from) but yet he still plays the same politics (bash the other opponent till you look good) you should…let me think of this one. Ummmmm, I got it. You should pour gasoline in your mouth (don’t swallow it, it can kill you!!!) and then throw a lit match in your mouth. Do this about 5 times. Then take a beehive (or wasp nest) and eat it. Like a melon. Crack it open and eat the inside of it. You are the type of person that lives and dies for your team, not knowing that these people don’t give two shits about you (I’m lookin at you Yankee and Red Sox fans!! HAHAHA, I didn’t even realize that their respective colors are blue and red….I am truly the Michael Phelps of this blogging shit). Vote Democrat, because the Republicans have been fuckin up for the past 8 years. Or better yet, vote for Ron Paul….give the Independents a shot at fuckin up too lmao.


Ok, ok ok. I guess it’s time for me to come clean. I hired the writers for the RNC. DOOOMED muthafucka, the republicans are doooomed!!

Cops are offering a $500K reward for a serial killer in LA. He’s been hunting and raping women (some believed to be prostitutes) since ’85. For $500k, I will certainly dress in drag and catch this man on my own lol.

So I tried out Google Chrome and it appears I shot my load a bit early (which is also why no porno directors have called me back). It is a step in the right direction, but it definitely needs some tweaking. I stopped using it after 5 hours (it was fuckin up Facebook). I also read a review about it, which actually did some tests and had some valid points. But in the end, do you know who the winner was? Internet Explorer 8…ouch. I guess my ranting about Microsoft fuckin up was a bit uninformed I tried IE8 but the new Facebook doesn’t work with it, so I’m still on FF3.

Fight in the House of Blues on Wednesday. Yep, the one near my apt in Hollywood. I was gonna go to the show too because Three Six Mafia was performing. And while I do appreciate their latest album, I can’t fuck with a group that can’t stick together. Three Six Mafia to me is DJ Paul, Juicy J, Lord Infamous, and Crunchy Blac (hell, throw in Gangsta Boo too). NOT DJ Paul, Juicy J, Project Pat and some random guest. I hope that the brawl was caused by ex-group members rushing the stage and whoopin Juicy and Paul’s asses.

Oh man, my roommate put me on to this. Expect a good 2-3 videos to come outta this:

Excuse the video interruption, this clip just in (you really only gotta watch half of it). And all I gotta say is damn; he put his weight into that one:


Alright, here is the real video I want ya’ll to watch:



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Drivin around today and saw an occurrence that blew my mind. Twice today I saw white people speedin past cops. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was doin about 75-80 when I saw the cops, so then I would slow down to about 60-65. But the other guy would just zoom right past!!! Fuck that, I ain’t even tryin to test my luck. Hell, the other day I got a ticket for driving. Cop pulled me over and asked for my license and registration. He didn’t say anythin when I asked him what the problem was, he just handed me a ticket. I asked him what it was for, and he was like “driving.” I said a DUI? DWI? He said nah, just driving. At the same time a car was driving down honkin the horn. As the car passed by, the cop and I look over to see a white man mooning the cop. I mean he had his ass cheeks all spread out….it’s crazy out here in LA I tell ya.

They’rrrrrrrrrrrre baaaaaaaaaaaack. Google is still on its mission to take over the world. Next stop: internet browser. Google Chrome beta is coming out today at 3am PST. I read the little comic book they created explaining Chrome and I LOVE IT. It looks totally excellent on paper, but I really can’t wait to try it out. I don’t wanna bore you with technical details but it looks like it’s going to be a very stable, app driven browser which is what we need in this land of Web 2.0. Leave it to Google to finally get it. Seriously Microsoft, what the fuck are you doing over there? So glad I didn’t get hired by you.

Rumor around La-La land is that Wacko Jacko is messin with Slut-o Pam-o. They prolly just had a lunch to discuss plastic surgery techniques and who’s the best doctor for which procedure. I think Jacko wants to get his boobs done so that he can start breast feedin kids lol.

The GOP did their little convention thingy crap today. I’m not gonna take up too much space with what they spoke about but I will mention this. Lieberman is a bitchass nigga. I don’t trust anythin Mr. Benedict Arnold says because look at the first three letters in his last name…..Second, why is everyone hyping up the fact that McCain wanted more troops in Iraq????? There are still people in this country that are for this “war”? Didn’t we run outta insurgents and are now just killin regular Iraqi citizens? Is there any real reason for us to occupy Iraq outside of being able to launch a quick attack on Iran? Is Iraq ever gonna share it’s oil with us? Tune in next week for the conclusion. Same Bush Time, same Bush channel. And if you vote McCain, you can watch this show for at least the next 4 years.

So everyone knows about Palin’s daughter being 5 months preggers and being an unwed 17 year old. I knew about this since Friday (my roommate is secretly havin an affair with Obama, so it's all politics over here), but it’s not an issue for me. How she governs her home and our country are two different things. Children make mistakes. Her husband having a DUI…same boat, not really an issue on how to run the country. Her sex tape? Lol, kiddin, but I can’t wait till that gets leaked. I’m buyin 2 copies…one to watch and the other as a collector’s item lmao.

Two Jamaican hurdlers have been implicated in a steroid ring….and we will wait for the other shoe to drop as everyone looks at Bolt lol.

Glad to see at least one country in Africa is keepin it real. “Tens of thousands of bare-breasted virgins competed for Swaziland King Mswati III's eye on Monday in a traditional Reed Dance.” according to reuters.com. That is what I need to get back to. The essence of an African man. When I blow up and get rich (which is a matter of time and not a matter of happening), I’m gonna throw an annual festival in which butt naked broads will compete for my affection. Then I’ma sell it to VH1 as a reality show called I Love Naked Bush Women, lmao. Done.

Here is a clip of prostitute training camp. This is the “Running from the cops” drill:




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