At the car wash this weekend and saw this decent lookin Asian girl walk past. Nothin worth givin a second glance at, but there was this Asian dude driving by that was breakin his neck lookin at her, which made me think: what do Asian men look for in their women, body wise? You know white guys like a skinny body with big tits. Black guys like "manageable" frames and a fat ass. And by manageable I mean thick in the right places...some of you niggas like em thick everywhere...yuck. Lol. And Latin men just want a woman that can cook...so he don't care whats manageable or not lol. What do Asian men look for? Tiny feet? Big Nipples? A girl in a proper crane stance? Lmao, can someone shed some light on this so that I’m not so ignorant in the matter?
Madden ’09…wow it’s been a while. I haven’t been prolific in Madden since Vick was on the cover. But I am an awesome video game player, '95 Blockbuster Store Champion, so gettin back into the swing of things won’t take long. I think ’09 is a better game, but it’s not an awesome game. I like the fact that you can have your skill level set based on how you do in the virtual training and it adjusts by game play. I don’t like the fact that when it goes low, you destroy the computer then get ur ass kicked when it goes high, then you destroy the computer when it goes low again. I don’t feel like I becomin better, instead I’m just bein put on this roller coaster of emotions and it’s makin me nauseous. Overall, I can’t wait to play my east coast buddies online and give them a good trashin!!
The mighty Batman has fallen from first place and instead this weekend’s box office winners are a bunch of actors playin actors that are makin a movie in Vietnam, lol. Tropic Thunder is hilarious and please see it when you can. Tom Cruise’s role is memorable.
Model lesbians, Ellen DeGeneres and her long time partner, Portia de Rossi (what’s with the ‘De’ in their names? (Say that line 4 times fast, lol)) have recently tied the knot. I for one am completely against this marriage. Look at how hot de Rossi is; she could find acuter partner than Ellen. Then again, when it comes to powerhouse Lesbos, Ellen is the queen, lol. And I like Ellen too. I’ve never actually watched her talk show, but every time I see clips from it, she’s always hilarious. Congrats to the both of them, may they have a long life of scissoring each other. Portia, if you come back over to the dark side…I’ll be waitin.
In some positive black news (that just feels weird typin it), Master P is creating his own cable network channel!! I KNOW, I SAID IT WAS POSITIVE DAMMIT JUST WAIT! It is goin to be called the Better Black Television channel or BBTV for those 18 year olds at a 1st grade readin level. It is poised to be an alternative to BET (seeee, I told you it was positive!). Honestly, Chinese television would be a better alternative to BET. I guess Master P has already begun filming shows and is currently tryin to find a channel to acquire or somethin technical like that. Either way, I’m excited to see blacks on tv outside of COPS, America’s Most Wanted, and BET….o and Cheaters (but the white people be just as crazy on that show).
I'm out here in wine country, Napa, CA. I don't really care for this ghost town, but I'm here for work. I'm here until Thursday and since I'm still new to this blog shit, the quality of the content may not be up to par but the ranting will still be grade A beef.
So I’ve heard the song Paper Planes, but never really paid it much attention. I usually changed the station or zoned out. But I just saw the video and the only thing I wish is that M.I.A would go M.I.A. What the bloodclot is this broad rapping about? Is she an English thug? What is with the gun shots? “I fly like paper, get high like planes”? Because of her, I am instating an “Evil Meter” (until I can make the graphics, there will be no physical meter lol). The Evil Meter will rate how evil a person makes me become. It’s based on a scale of 1 to 5 (for now) with 1 makes me want to kick a kitten across the room and 5 makes me want to log into PeopleFinder.com, randomly look up somebody, find any listed relatives, call the random person and tell them that the chosen relative has passed away.This bitch’s voice pushes me to the 4.5 mark on the meter. Her flow is absolutely garbage.Then I saw the video for Boyz and figured she could redeem herself with some dancehall.Then I downloaded the song and listened to it without any video…..I screamed at my computer for 10 minutes before I realized it wasn’t its fault for downloading the song. She’s signed to Universal, which is part of NBC, which is part of GE. That’s right; the same company that powers your stereo is the same company providing SHITTY music to be heard on it!!! On the flip side, I’ll still see Pineapple Express (Update: I have seen Pineapple Express, and that shit was hilarious) but fuck whoever decided to use this track in the trailer.
I will fuck the shit outta Kerry Washington if she dares to cross my path. Like, God help her if I see her on Rodeo Dr. I couldn't decide on a picture of here I liked, so I will link you to her Google Images (becareful, she has some nudes)
So Tropic Thunder is comin out (I already seen it at a pre-screening last month....yea, I live in Hollywood lol) and a big issue that has risen is Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man) playin a blackface. I didn't think he was being offensive at all, I just felt like he was playin the dude, that was playin the dude lol. I don't wanna say too much without ruining the movie, but like Brandon Jackson said (an actual black person) Eddie Murphy played different ethnicities, so have other comedians. "If we're all gonna play ball, let's all play ball," Another issue with the movie is with one of the characters Stiller's character plays in order to win an Oscar. He plays a mentally challenged boy, which they refer to as him playin a "retard". The word retard isn't PC. I always try to put myself in other people shoes and I could see how someone with a mentally challenged child or relative would be offended by the word being used. Just like how gays don't like the word 'fag'. Just like how some uppity blacks don't like the word 'nigga'. Well I can't be the mouthpiece for nobody but myself. I only call non-mentally challenged people retards. I only call straight people fags. Pretty much, I'm like white people that use the word nigga, I only use it around people I know I won't offend lol, cuz I can't be gettin my ass whupped by some retarded fags. LMAO, but seriously tho, I love you all.
So this isn't really new news, but still worth mentioning. Since when is it alright to work a stripper pole for exercise but not for your man? I mean before it was a thing that only "dirty" girls did, but because you can get a workout from it, it's alright. And you know the type of women joining this "fitness club"? The same briz-ods that shit on strippers. Woman is a synonym for hypocrite.
What is this shit???? I can’t describe the HELL that I feel inside me right now. This video has extended the Evil Meter scale to 10, with this video being a 6:
I sincerely apologize for posting that video. Please come back tomorrow, please...I promise I won't do that again.
The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!
Hey don't sue me: The image of Tropic Thunder came from AP
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