Nicole S. - The 's' stands for Soooo hot

Nicole Scherzinger at Diddy's White Party. Damn, how do I get an invitation to that shit man? Diddy, holla at me!!! Anyways. Nicole is so hot. It’s ridiculous. She has no ass, but I’m willin to let her voice make up for that. The high notes she’ll hit for me make up for it. Then when I’m done she can serenade me to sleep. Yeah.

LeBron is an actor playin a basketball player

LeBron Bron is a pure comedian:

If I was anyone on the Pistons or Hawks, I’d be very fuckin upset. How does this man find time to film commercials AND whup our ass? The man is a beast!!! He is just PLAYING basketball. You know how they say the difference between a job and a career is that you have fun with your career? Well playin basketball must be a side hobby for Bron because he is havin waaaay too much fun. Damn, the real Jordan killer has arrived.

Nicole Scherzinger thinks she's a Bollywood actress

Nicole Scherzinger is wylin out for real. First off, she ain’t Indian (I think, let me check wiki right quick….nope, Russian, German, Hawaiian, and some other stuff but no ‘dot’) and she dressed up like an extra for Slumdog Millionaire 2: Return to The Slums. There is no excuse for that outfit…at all. Well, correction. There is an excuse for that outfit and that’s to make sure no guy gets up too soon because the blood would rush to his head. Doesn’t do much for me though while out in Brasil, sorry. Second issue, she’s in NYC wearin it. Now I don’t know much about weather on the east coast, but ain’t it cold over there? It’s still March right? Which means it’s winter still right? Ok. Tell this girl to dress appropriately. And when are the Dolls gonna show their Pussycat? Just a waste of talent and misleading name if you ask me!

What's German for "hot"?

Nicole Scherzinger because airbrush or not, she’s still hot.

American Music Awards pics

Here are some pictures from the AMAs last night because good pictures make up for bad blogging. Hey, is Rihanna preggers? She’s lookin a bit full in the face.