Wanda Sykes us out...

Whoa whoa whoa…hold the press. Wanda Sykes just had twins with her wife Alex???? Since when was Wanda gay? I mean thinkin about it, it’s kinda like yea I guess you coulda figured it out…but still. Let’s find a picture of Alex…nothin. That sucks. I wanted to see if she had a hot wife like Ellen. Anyways congrats to the two, and the healthy twin boy and girl!

Oprah's school of whores

Oprah’s all girl school in South Africa is in the news again. More lesbian acts run amok. If you missed the first batch of lesbian acts, one of the dorm matrons was fired for abusing 15 girls last year. Now we get reports that the girls are fingering each other and doin other sexually charged acts. I wish I was a 15 year old boy in South Africa right now….I mean isn’t that what goes on in all girl schools anyways? Girls makin out with girls. Some take it to the next level. Either way, they come outta high school very experienced and ready for the penis in college. I wish I knew girls that went to all girl schools, sigh.

Lindsay Lohan is in a lesbian relationship

I thought that Linds bein a lesbian was a joke, one I took offense to. Now she’s startin to dress like a lesbian. Welcome to the club LiLo!

Iceland's first lesbian PM

While the US takes great pride in big social changes, ending of slavery or the first black president, we are always last in line to make these changes. I mean take for instance Iceland. They just selected their first lesbian premier. I mean, it wasn’t an official election by the people or anythin like that, so make sure to read the article to get the full scoop. But Johanna Sigurdardottir, who first started out as a flight attendant, has been in the Parliament for 30 years now and now due to the current financial turmoil of Iceland she’s been selected to lead the change. Pretty cool.

I'd be good for her porn career

Kate Walsh because rumor has it that her and her recently divorced husband are both gay but got married for professional reasons. Hmmmm, that’s a twist that could resurrect Grey’s Anatomy. And I don’t normally post so many pics of one person, but for bein 40+ she’s not that bad.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

We used to call hoochies, hoes

When your career ain’t shit and nobody is really curious about your life, what do you do? Go gay of course. Aubrey O’Gay is causing a stir in Hollywood sayin she doesn’t have a preference and showin up at events with a female she calls her girlfriend. I mean, it is what it is. I ain’t gonna make this a gay blog just to get more followers. Probably should tho since gays stick together better, I’d have more fans on my Facebook page.

Is a cat fight between lesbians a dog fight?

I don’t know how lesbians do it. One vagina in the household is troublesome. More than one vagina is hell, ask any dad with daughters. And girls are known not to particularly always like each other. Best of friends today, frenemies tomorrow. They are so weird. So when two girls make a commitment to be with each other, that shit goes against the grain. Exhibit A) it appears Lohan and her lover Sam are going in for couple’s counseling. They have been fightin a lot and are tryin to resolve their issues. The easiest solution would be for Sam to dump Lo so that Linds can be a ho (my rhyming skills are on par today). I don’t know why they can’t just break up like every other self centered Hollywood couple. Well hey, it gives me somethin to talk about on a Saturday.