Omarion grows up

Omarion is seen here...BRAIDLESS!!! First A.I. now Omarion, maybe when the Dips reunite Jim Jones will chop his off. Also seen here is Aubrey O’Day showin off her lame Playboy spread. It’s only a couple more months before she’s fuckin bloggers for publicity…I need to make my bed.

Aubrey O'Day is the new old Pam Anderson

If Pam Anderson was the lady she is now, 20+ years ago, she would Aubrey O’Day…ouch. Well at least Aubrey doesn’t have a sex tape out…yet.

Aubrey O'Day won't go away

Aubrey O’Day because she has vein-y boobs.

Aubrey O'Day finally shows the goods

Ms. Stank herself, Aubrey O’Day, is slowly but VERY SURELY crossin over to the dark side. For those that don’t know, former Danity Kane member has shown off her goods in this month’s issue of Playboy. Because this is a work friendly site, I can’t give you the pics. But if you click this link, your work performance will improve. And I must say, (airbrushed or not) she has a nice ass.

We used to call hoochies, hoes

When your career ain’t shit and nobody is really curious about your life, what do you do? Go gay of course. Aubrey O’Gay is causing a stir in Hollywood sayin she doesn’t have a preference and showin up at events with a female she calls her girlfriend. I mean, it is what it is. I ain’t gonna make this a gay blog just to get more followers. Probably should tho since gays stick together better, I’d have more fans on my Facebook page.

13 days...

Seriously, you will get a sensory overload today. There is some happy news, some sad news, some of the breast news ever and some of the worse lol. Happy Friday! Oh, and I posted some backstage pics of Ms. O’Day’s Complex shoot on the fan page (which you bastards don’t even visit or aren’t fans of). I really need to get into the photo shoot industry. You get to see everyone nude.

Celebrities, breasts, and stuffing but no sex tape

It’s always a good site to see celebrities helpin out the less fortunate. Even if she is about to be featured in Playboy. Aubrey O’Day spent time in a New York soup kitchen helpin to feed the homeless. And I feel bad bein mean to her while she is doin a good deed, but this girl looks like shit. What’s with all the makeup? Does she plan on givin out blowjobs when she’s done? First she hands out some breasts then she hands out her breasts? Sorry Bree, that was rude. Thanks for your services and generosity.

On the flip side (literally because it was in LA which is on the flip side of NY, get it? Fuck off) Cindy “mama mia” Crawford also donated some time in a soup kitchen with her family. But look at her. Even without the makeup, a bigillion times hotter. I’m not even gonna make a dirty comment just to keep the sanctity of these photos.

It's a recession for ex singers too

Everyone’s favorite ex-Danity Kane skank is back in full effect. It appears that Aubrey O’Day has spent time doin a photo shoot for a well known publisher. Actually this publisher is so well known that chances are you, your brother, your father, and grandfather all read the magazine (or used to). I really don’t wanna link the story because I wanna see if you guys can guess who she did the spread for (that’s a key word lol). Anyways here’s the article for you cheaters or bad guessers. And becareful when you click on the photos to enlarge them. She is wearin a BLACK wife beater in front of FLASHING cameras.

Does someone have a first-aid kit...for her career?

So it looks like I fucked up someone’s life, no I’m not talkin about the prostitute I got pregnant, that’s another post. After running the post on Aubrey from Danity Kane, Diddy hit me up and said “that bitch is too nasty, she has to go”. This past week, Diddy kicked her out the group. Well Aubrey, it’s a good thing you are friends with Jenna Jameson because there is always porn if you can’t reclaim your singing career. I think what pissed Diddy off the most was what Aubrey said in her Complex interview about her messing with Diddy. She claimed that she likes guys that are funny, intellectual, and charming. Then she said Diddy was none of those things. Ouch. Way to diss the boss. Aubrey did mention that she likes watchin black dude/white girl porn…did I mention I’m tryin to start a porn site Aubrey? Email me.

She's a very freaky girl, don't take home to momma...

AUBREY O'DAY from Diddy’s pop/R&B group Danity Kane recently gave an interview to Complex magazine. I just wanna quote a few things the briz-od said:

Complex: Well, when you’re out at clubs, you must get approached in an aggressive way.

Aubrey O’Day: I think urban guys look at me and are like, “Here’s the white girl I’m gonna fuck.” Like, I met a famous basketball player the other night.

Why didn’t she just say “black dudes” or “niggas”? I woulda given her a pass, being Diddy’s sex toy and all. Urban guys, lmao, I think that’s worse. Like all black dudes live in the city.

Complex: So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—

Aubrey O’Day: —I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.

She goes on to mention that she doesn’t mind have sex on her period, my kinda girl. Just lay the towel down and let’s keep it going!
And the girl loves her porn:

Complex: Guys are always curious about girls and porn.

Aubrey O’Day: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

We have a winner ladies and gents, and it’s all bullshit when she says “race isn’t a factor”. I mean her callin Lupe Fiasco her future hubby and gettin involved with “urban guys”, we already know she’s the milk in a lot of dudes’ coffees. So Ms. O’Day come holla at this urban dweller, lol.