Hilary Duff is puft

Besides the fact that Hilary Duff looks like she’s startin to get “comfortable in a relationship” (see: stopped working out), she has the safety pin style earrings we saw on Drew Barrymore last month. Kinda cute.

Classy Duff

Hmmm, I think I can sense an accessory trend for the ’09 spring/summer. The librarian look. Work with me here. Black rimmed glasses, hair pulled back or in a bun, pearl earrings and/or necklace. It would be such a better look than the 08/09 winter look of…scarves scarves and more scarves. And it doesn’t matter what the outfit is, because it would be the librarian at (insert event here). Here is Hilary Duff transitioning from one look to the other. This would be the librarian at yoga, or leavin yoga. Whatdaya think? Can this look start poppin off with the masses?

Hilary can talk nerdy to me

Not a fan of the nerd glasses…leave it to black hipsters to bring somethin back that didn’t need to be brought. But I think Hilary Duff looks cute with them on, but she was already cute to begin with.

Hilary Duff pays for enhancements

What the hell is wrong with Hilary Duff’s face? I thought it was just the lips, but I think the girl’s face has seen more cuts than a Riker’s inmate.

Hilary Duff injects in the wrong spot

Hilary Duff knows it’s Black History Month and to celebrate got herself some black girl lips. Wouldn’t it have been cuter to adopt an African baby? Oh I forgot, celebrities aren’t doin that any more.

Hilary Duff drops the gloves

So if you think it’s only black monkeys that beef over stupid shit, your wrong. These two famous Saltines are havin a tiff over the “Bonnie and Clyde” remake starring Hilary Duff. Faye Dunaway had some words for the young starlet when she found out Hil would fill her starring role: ”Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?” Well Hil has shot back:

Dammmmmmn. These youngins have NO respect for their elders. Hilary really shouldn’t have came out her face like that. Baggin on an old lady’s looks? When she doesn’t even look that bad? I’d hate to see Hilary when she reaches her 60s…lookin like leather face and shit. I hope Faye responds by takin one of Duff’s ex boyfriends to the Gucci store…maybe buy him a fur coat. LMAO.

Never thought this day would come...

Hilary Duff because Maxim said so.