Gisele is preggers!

And it appears that Gisele’s boobs will also be gettin an increase. Accordin to some sources, her and Tom Brady are expectin their first child. The pic below is from the 17th…but I can’t tell if she’s gassy, has bad posture, or is preggers. I guess time will tell. One thing I am certain of, Bridget Moynahan is happy that she can get her child back!

Rihanna is glowing

Here is Ri Ri doin her thing thing with the stylin. Eh, not much of a hit but definitely not a miss. I do wonder, why is her face kinda pudgy? Should I go ahead and say it? Maybe she’s preggers!!!! Or maybe she’s still datin Chris Brown…either way not a good look for her right now.

Heidi Klum and her 'pride'

Here is Heidi Klum in NYC with her boys, 3-year-old Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel and 2-year-old Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. I only posted this one pic because this is the funniest to me. They both have their ‘mane’ afros and this super fierce lion type look that only a Nigerian can give his sons. Makes me think of the Lion King. And according to some reports, a third cub might be on the way. Heidi might be 4 months preggers right now.

Nick Cannon's drugs aren't wearing off!!!

Here are Mariah and Nick leaving an IVF clinic (the place where babies are made) on Easter. Well, if the one year of marriage didn’t convince you, then these pics will:

They are really married. Wow. And tryin to have kids. TOGETHER! Super crazy. But um, good for Nick. He definitely landed a sugar mama and I wish I was in his shoes. I can’t wait to become a kept man.

Secret pregnancy for Jen?

HAHAHAHA, this picture almost made me shit a brick…because it’s too funny. If Jen is havin Mayer’s baby…well good for her. It’s about time and I wish her the best. Now the media will have somethin else to talk to her about…unless she names the child Maddox.

Mariah Carey like you've never seen her...

I’ve seen Mariah Carey with fewer clothes on in the Arctic. What gives? Are the baby rumors true? We’ll find out next year I guess. Hey Nick, when you are done with Kevin Ferderline’s book, send it over here. I need to figure out how to knock up the wifey and be set for life.