Shawne Merriman is top story on Cracka News Network

So “big” news this weekend is about how San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested SUSPICION of choking and restraining MTV reality show star Tila Tequila. Not even a real arrest because Tila was FULL of tequila and there were no marks on her. Shawne is black of course, so he would be arrested. And I will pull the race card. I don’t give a fuck. This is breaking news on CNN. Oh really? Where was the breaking news when Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame) beat up Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Playboy playmate, Jayde Nicole (remember the PETA girl with the lettuce bikini…check it out here)? Nobody made a fuss over that and that’s a bitch with a legitimate job. And she’s white. Aren’t white women America’s favorite demographic? I guess any chance to bring a black man down, the media will jump on it and Americans will RELISH in the fact. Hate you all. Make me sick. Merriman tried to restrain Tequila from leavin his home…hmmm I wonder why. Maybe because the bitch was drunk? That might be a good reason to stop someone from leavin. And he still got arrested. Even his lawyers said there are more than enough witnesses to collaborate his story. If that was the case, why was he arrested to begin with? Why didn’t they question the people there and get the facts straight? Joe Francis beat up Jayde and she’s pressin charges and there was no arrest warrant issued. Nobody went to Joe’s home and picked him up. Nobody made it news besides TMZ. Bullshit.

I want Tila to preform at my brithday

Nothin online to really get the dick hard…so here is the always tried, sometimes true Tila...

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Tila Tequila needs a job

Enough talkin…time for boobs!!! And of course Tila Tequila provides what I need at the right time. Salute!

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Tila Tequila wants to grind on me

Tila Tequila is pretty useless but a video of her tits in motion is better than static pictures…so enjoy:




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Tila Tequila makes her own reality show

Tila Tequila has been recording herself doing mundane things and puttin it online. Recently she made a “special” video for her new boo Ray J, but decided it was special enough to put on blast on YouTube.

Well, I’m not sure if this is supposed to be seductive because she can’t dance for starters. Second, if you gonna strip tease then lose some clothes. Thirrrrrrrrrd, get some better music and stop disrespecting the art work of the late, great Aaliyah. Considerin that her new boo is Ray J, I’m thinkin that this is more of an audition tape for a porn movie. Either way she shoulda let a nip slip or two. Has this broad done Playboy yet?

Tila Tequila can flash me any day

Here is my favorite nobody, Tila Tequila, lookin soooo wholesome.

If she would dress like this all the time, I would fuck with her. Because there’s nothin worse than datin a girl that whores herself for attent…

...well, at least her new boobs look nice.

Put a smile on your face

AIG, home foreclosures, bailout, stimulus…economic ruins. Enough! Here is Megan Fox and Tila Tequila to remind you that there are still enjoyable things in life.

Tila Tequila makes me a hypocrite

What the hell is Tila Tequila rockin? I mean it’s just a bra and a bottom. Is that what’s poppin in the streets now? Now listen, I’m all for breasts. I like seein them. I wish I had some breasts in front of me right now…this blog woulda been late today. But if a girl is dressed up, I wanna challenge myself on how much breasts I can see without gettin caught. What Tila is doin is basically takin all the fun outta it. Booo to this poor outfit.

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Tila Tequila - Pulitzer winner

My hero, Tila Tequila, is seen here at her book signing. Now I wanna hate because it’s obvious bullshit that she has a book. What exactly will she discuss that’s worth me droppin $24.95? It’s called ‘Hooking up with Tila Tequila’. It would be a lot easier and cheaper if you used the $24.95 to buy her drinks for the night and hooked up with her. BUT, I do want my book too. The Rants. A publisher needs to just compose a best-of and sell it. Make my shit timeless and classic.

Not enough shots in the world

Tila Tequila because I think that’s a pretty hot outfit. What is up with her horse-faced girlfriend tho? Jeeeez. Someone beat her with the ‘ugly’ stick then poured battery acid on her face, lol.

Straight shot

I never talk much about Tila Tequila because I’ve always felt she was a nobody that became famous through the internet and now is an over glorified celebrity. Here are pictures of my idol: