Tila Tequila - Pulitzer winner

My hero, Tila Tequila, is seen here at her book signing. Now I wanna hate because it’s obvious bullshit that she has a book. What exactly will she discuss that’s worth me droppin $24.95? It’s called ‘Hooking up with Tila Tequila’. It would be a lot easier and cheaper if you used the $24.95 to buy her drinks for the night and hooked up with her. BUT, I do want my book too. The Rants. A publisher needs to just compose a best-of and sell it. Make my shit timeless and classic.