Sucka for love

How long can we keep the idiots theme goin today??? A-Rod apparently did spend Thanksgiving with Madonna. After he spent time with his ex-wife and kids, he drove over to Madge’s house on Star Island and spent time with her too. I wonder how much time Madonna spent with her failed slave baby David? That just kills me how Guy wasn’t big on the adoption of David, yet he ended up with most of the custody. Thank you Guy for properly saving an African child.

Celebrities, breasts, and stuffing but no sex tape

It’s always a good site to see celebrities helpin out the less fortunate. Even if she is about to be featured in Playboy. Aubrey O’Day spent time in a New York soup kitchen helpin to feed the homeless. And I feel bad bein mean to her while she is doin a good deed, but this girl looks like shit. What’s with all the makeup? Does she plan on givin out blowjobs when she’s done? First she hands out some breasts then she hands out her breasts? Sorry Bree, that was rude. Thanks for your services and generosity.

On the flip side (literally because it was in LA which is on the flip side of NY, get it? Fuck off) Cindy “mama mia” Crawford also donated some time in a soup kitchen with her family. But look at her. Even without the makeup, a bigillion times hotter. I’m not even gonna make a dirty comment just to keep the sanctity of these photos.