A Rod is sad

Baseball’s golden child (more like fool’s gold the way he turns green in the post season) is still apologizing and cryin. Alex Rodriguez has given up more details of his steroid use, which I don’t really care to get into. He has admitted to knowing what he took “wasn’t tic tacs” but he wasn’t sure exactly what they were. He claims that he isn’t sure if there were any benefits to takin the substances and he felt because they were over the counter they were harmless. Once again, I call bullshit. You don’t get a record setting deal and then gamble with OTCs your cousin told you about. If that’s really the mental capacity of A. Rod then maybe the nigga needs a legal guardian (like B. Spears has) because he clearly can’t make proper decisions for himself. If you are gonna give me some performance enhancing drug, I’M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT IT ENHANCES MY PERFORMANCE! And we all know that it did, giving A. Rod a record season with the Rangers. Who else has to fall before the baseball world wakes up and realizes steroids is fair game. Let’s dig up the Babe and do some DNA testing, lol.

A-Rod is stupid

A-Rod admitted to doping up with steroids from 2001-2003 which at first wasn’t really news to me until A) I found out that he did an interview with Katie Couric in 2007 and vehemently (dictionary.com word of the day for ya) denied ever using any kind of performance enhancement drug. Do the drugs disable part of your memory? Is this the ‘date rape’ drug of MLB? Because nobody ever remembers takin steroids until someone reminds them that they did. And they are never sure on what drug they took, just know that it’s somethin that was gonna help them out. If my job was to stare at butts and breasts all day, gettin paid millions a year to do it, and a doctor said “Here, take these eye drops to increase the length of time you can look at those assets” I’d be alllll for it. Anythin to enhance my performance on the job. BUT I’d BE DAMNED if I put any old drops in my eyes without properly knowin what it was and the side effects, who else uses it and if it worked for them, etc. Because the last thing I would want to do is LOSE my million dollar job just because some doctor came at me with some RANDOM drug to help me out. So excuse me if I find it not just hard to believe but IMPOSSIBLE that these athletes used a drug that they have trouble recalling what it was and any other information surrounding it. Then I also put two and two together and looked at his stats. He had his best years while on the stuff (he had good years off of it too) but he stopped using it as soon as he signed to the Yankees. The Yanks paid allll these big bucks and the idiot stopped using it. Yanks haven’t won a Series since. Worthless. Too bad there is nothin in his contract that would get the Yanks a refund for him using steroids.

Sucka for love

How long can we keep the idiots theme goin today??? A-Rod apparently did spend Thanksgiving with Madonna. After he spent time with his ex-wife and kids, he drove over to Madge’s house on Star Island and spent time with her too. I wonder how much time Madonna spent with her failed slave baby David? That just kills me how Guy wasn’t big on the adoption of David, yet he ended up with most of the custody. Thank you Guy for properly saving an African child.

Take that, bitch

A-Rod is doin the right thing and spendin time with his family instead of the devil named Madonna. There are even reports that he has dropped out of Kabbalah school because he found it boring. HAHAHAHAHA I hope it's true. That evil bitch tryin to make everyone believe like she does. I hope he gets real tired of her and dumps her. Leave Madonna alone, because that’s what she deserves. Am I hatin? Maybe. She needs to stop kidnapping African boys. Last time white people did that…well, you already know.

Not a good look

When you’re in the middle of a divorce, the best course of action would be to do things that make you look like the more stable spouse. Obviously Madonna’s lawyers didn’t get the memo, because the latest news is that she and A-Rod met up at [Jerry] Sinfield’s home in the Hamptons. I mean, what kinda freaky shit do they got goin on? A real kinky masquerade party? Wouldn’t surprise me, we already know A-Rod is a swinger. Get it? Swinger? Baseball? Swapping? Ah, ah? Fuck it. I’m tired.