Nicole S. - The 's' stands for Soooo hot

Nicole Scherzinger at Diddy's White Party. Damn, how do I get an invitation to that shit man? Diddy, holla at me!!! Anyways. Nicole is so hot. It’s ridiculous. She has no ass, but I’m willin to let her voice make up for that. The high notes she’ll hit for me make up for it. Then when I’m done she can serenade me to sleep. Yeah.

Amber Rose needs peroxide

Amber Rose at the same party as well. Better look for this time. I wonder if the pics from yesterday are dated since her face is more pleasant this time around (get it? “around”? After I made fun of her square head? Aw fuck off!). Chris “Beat a bitch down” Brown was at the party too and reports are comin in that the two were really flirtatious and makin out. See that’s that bullshit. Because I already told her to fuck with a real dude like me and instead she messin with a dude that uses pretty girl’s faces for sparring.