I love Kiran Chetry

I only posted this video because I’m pretty sure Kiran read the Rant yesterday and decided to wear a pearl necklace today, owwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I love her.

J. Crew makes money off the Obamas

What’s that you say Kiran? White people exploiting blacks…again? It seems that even becomin President doesn’t save you. I say Michelle makes their clothes now so that no company can claim them. The girls do look nice though. I wish my dad wasn’t a convicted felon in 50 states, then maybe he coulda became President and I would have such a more fulfilling life. Maybe instead of bein a blogger I could be a teacher in a different country, havin sex with hot foreign teachers. Side note: As attracted to Kiran as I usually am, today she doesn’t do it for me. I like her jewelry. The earrings match the necklace…but I think a pearl necklace would look better on her…owwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Notre Dame is dammned

Oh God, Kiran Chetry. I just jizzed in my pants.

Jokes on you bitch, Obama didn’t even receive the degree (and gave a bullshit reason why they didn’t, but more later). I really hope she missed out because that would make my life just a little bit sweeter knowin the hypocrite got what she deserved. Does the girl look like a virgin? I mean her face isn’t the best but I’m pretty sure during her 4 years someone drank enough to give her a chance. Does she look married? No. So doesn’t premarital sex go against the teachings of a Catholic church? It’s an honorary degree; it’s not like they were gonna make Obama Pope. But no worries because Notre Dame didn’t give Obama the degree. They said that he hasn’t accomplished enough. Really? A black President hasn’t accomplished enough? That’s the equivalent of sayin Helen Keller was an average person. I guess there was nothin special about Jackie Robertson. When I heard that all I could think about was Mike Jones when he first came out (“who?” Mike Jones, “who?” Mike Jones). That’s how they treated Obama’s name (“Obama who?”). Because to me anyone that says becoming the President of the United FUCKING States of FUCKING America isn’t much of an accomplishment, means you suck dick for a living and you are terrible at it. Not only is Barack black, his middle name is Hussein and his last name is Obama which rhymes with Osama. THAT GUY won. He beat out an all American war vet. THAT GUY. If that isn’t the biggest accomplishment in this past century, then I don’t want to accomplish SHIT in my life. Just give me the Presidency and I’ll be happy.

Sleepwalking dog

Let’s start your day off right with a funny video (for the laughs), Kiran Chetry (for the hotness), and Anderson Cooper (who I’ve discovered is a “white boy” lots of girls would fuck…damn you Cooper!):

Richard Simmions gets frisky

I can’t even be mad at Richard for this. If I was sittin across from Kiran, I would kissed all the way up her legs right through the white shorts she was wearin underneath.