Mobile strippers in Vegas

Like my man said, you don’t bring you kids to Vegas. You take em to Disney. I mean, who is runnin around with their kids after 10pm anyways? I think that is a novel idea and the girls where lookin pretty stacked…out of all the ones they coulda interviewed, they chose Pinocc-hoe, smh. I could really see this being a traffic issue tho. It’s bad enough havin drunk or tipsy or a distracted driver as it is. Now you wanna throw in some pole dancing? The Vegas strip is too busy for all that extra shit. It’s a great idea, but I see the city shuttin it down soon.

Recessions hurts celebrities

Times must be hard for Mel B. and Kelly Monaco. Here they are doin a strip show…not sure if it’s the same show. Mel’s body is kinda spicy but scary (yeah, bad joke) and Kelly’s body is holdin up pretty well for her old ass.

N. Korea will fire missile soon...

All I know is if they decided to shoot a missile at Cali, I’ma go to N. Korea and kill all the cats and dogs and produce a famine in the country. Lol, seriously tho. We need to send over 10 big booty strippers and let Kim go to town. That’s all it’s about. Pent up aggression. Get him some ass, and I mean some real ass not that Korean pancake ass, and this will all blow over. Literally. Thank goodness I’m secretary of blogging and not defense or state.

Hard times means hard nipples

Whoever lives in this city: You’re soooo fuckin lucky. Do you know how often I wish I could see my post woman nude? Or the lady in church that is all so quiet? I wish I lived in a smaller city like Buffalo, where everybody knows everybody and is related to everybody. Then I wouldn’t have to fantasize about my son’s baseball coach’s daughter anymore. Recession = titties for everyone!