Mobile strippers in Vegas

Like my man said, you don’t bring you kids to Vegas. You take em to Disney. I mean, who is runnin around with their kids after 10pm anyways? I think that is a novel idea and the girls where lookin pretty stacked…out of all the ones they coulda interviewed, they chose Pinocc-hoe, smh. I could really see this being a traffic issue tho. It’s bad enough havin drunk or tipsy or a distracted driver as it is. Now you wanna throw in some pole dancing? The Vegas strip is too busy for all that extra shit. It’s a great idea, but I see the city shuttin it down soon.

Ocean's 7 - Vegas

This is how I wish I did Vegas this past weekend: