Scary Spice continues to scare

Us Weekly had some hot body themed party at TAO in Las Vegas and Mel B came to impress! Check her out.

I mean DAMN, that’s a hard body right there. Maybe a little too hard…I mean does she even look soft to the touch anymore? I want my girl or wife to remain healthy even if she has 10 kids but an 8 pack is a bit excessive. Mel looks like she benches more weight than her hubby does.

Recessions hurts celebrities

Times must be hard for Mel B. and Kelly Monaco. Here they are doin a strip show…not sure if it’s the same show. Mel’s body is kinda spicy but scary (yeah, bad joke) and Kelly’s body is holdin up pretty well for her old ass.

Scary Spice isn't so scary afterall

Scary Spice aka Mel B is actually lookin decent.

Mel B promotes workout video

Since doin this blog, one thing’s for sure two things for certain…scary spice is scary lookin. But today is a new day and here is Mel B lookin decent. Is it just me or does it appear that the picture of her on the poster board might be airbrushed?

Fashion week (or day)

Black gloves makes any girly dress look tough. Exhibit A) Mena Suvari. Love it.




















Showin your bra off is very sexy, when you have breasts. When you don’t, you look like Skeletor in a dress. Exhibit B) Eva Herzigova. Hate it.




















Everything about this next outfit works, except the Keeley’s face. Exhibit C) Keeley Hazell. Hate it.





















I’m pretty sure I seen this outfit in an older 007 flick. A better boob job would make this outfit work. Exhibit D) Mel B (aka Scary Spice). Eh it.























The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Can't dress in England either

Remember when it was hot for girls to look like boys? Yea, neither do I. The housekeeper must have stolen all the mirrors at the Beckham’s home too.















And I think the Spice Girls consult each other for fashion tips, because I don’t know what the fuck Melanie Brown is doing. Halloween ain’t for 2 more weeks.




























The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!