11-year old babysitter saves life with CPR

An 11-year old babysitter saved her 2-year old cousin’s life after the tot ended up in the swimming pool. Obviously the girl took her eyes off her cousin for a bit and the baby ended up damn near lifeless in the swimming pool. But due to the quick action of the babysitter, she preformed CPR and saved her cuzzo’s life!!! How sweet is that? Could you imagine the grief you’d have to live with if the kid you were supposed to be watchin died? And she said that she’s never been trained in CPR, she’s just seen it on TV. YES!!! SCORE ONE FOR TV!!! Even though TV is still losin the war against the “TV haters”, one battle is enough for me to call it a Good Friday. I love TV and the warm glow and the education it provides. Matter of fact, gonna go watch some now.

Babysitter has sex with 14-year old

That is so gangsta. The boy was only 14 already gettin it in with a 28-year old. Then of course some hatin ass bitch or hatin ass nigga, gonna spoil the fun. Damn, I’m so hypocritical huh? Cause if it was a dude, I woulda been like cut that nigga’s balls off!!! But if it’s a girl, then it’s ok. Terrible. You know why though? It’s cause with a dude, it is different (I know, the double standard bullshit). Girls are younger and can get infatuated with the mystic of an older gentleman and may want him to have her. But boys only see a hot chick and they want her to make him into a man. Of course this isn’t the case with all children…maybe they should start askin the kids how they feel. Do some kind of psychoanalysis to figure out if the child knew what they were doing or if they were coerced into it. And if they weren’t, then no harm no foul right? Eh, it’s still such a touchy subject. I don’t think I would trip if my son had sex with an older chick…I would only trip if she forced herself onto him. But with my daughter? She ain’t havin sex till she’s 35 and been married since 30!!!

Babysitter gets caught and punished

This is sad at first, but then becomes hilarious at the end.

See, that’s why you shouldn’t put your hands on someone else’s child. ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT PARENT KNOWS KUNG-FU! Did you see the form in her Liu Kang Flyin Kick? She kicked the shit outta the lady. That made my day and I hope it makes yours.