Mena Suvari is bootlicious

Mena Suvari’s ass is somethin I would sleep on every night. Oh my, that looks soft and lovely. I guess God decided to make her curve somewhere on her body since she lacks in the chest department. Thanks G-Dwag. I like how her boyfriend looks back there and is confused like “Uh, duh, what am I supposed to do with all that duh?” Mena…holla.

Fashion week (or day)

Black gloves makes any girly dress look tough. Exhibit A) Mena Suvari. Love it.




















Showin your bra off is very sexy, when you have breasts. When you don’t, you look like Skeletor in a dress. Exhibit B) Eva Herzigova. Hate it.




















Everything about this next outfit works, except the Keeley’s face. Exhibit C) Keeley Hazell. Hate it.





















I’m pretty sure I seen this outfit in an older 007 flick. A better boob job would make this outfit work. Exhibit D) Mel B (aka Scary Spice). Eh it.























The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!