Woman gets stripped on TV (NSFW)

I don’t know what is bein said or what’s goin on…but I likey!

Damnnnnnnnn, she had NO underwear on whatsoever. Really? I love my Latinas; they all real freaks. How you gonna go on TV and have no bra or panties on? That’s hot. That dude deserves a medal for his courage. What would make him even think to pull a stunt like that? When I was younger I had always hoped for Pat Sajak to pull a stunt like that on Vanna White. I mean the dresses that she would wear would just be killin it. A young pervert I was. And an old pervert I’ll be!!!

BET awards lost promo

I don’t know what a dancing Conga girl has to do with BET awards. What I do know is that women like her are the reason I’m movin to South America to find a wife.




The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Jesikah Maximus reps Mexico

Jesikah Maximus might be a bit of a butterface (some of her pics are hit or miss) but damn, she still reminds me why I favor Latinas.



The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Hispanic women at higher risk for breast cancer

Even though it’s not October, I feel like I must make this public service announcement. All my Latinas out there, get your chichis checked out periodically. I know being a workin mom ya just don’t have the time or health insurance to do so, but next to British women ya’ll have the best natural breasts. It would be a shame for me to lose my favorite kind of pillows. If you don’t have a doctor and aren’t sure how to perform the self check, then please email me at therantisdue at gmail.com and schedule an appointment. I give free checkups. If you have a mustache, then you must shave it first. Wow I’m bad lmao.