Hispanic women at higher risk for breast cancer

Even though it’s not October, I feel like I must make this public service announcement. All my Latinas out there, get your chichis checked out periodically. I know being a workin mom ya just don’t have the time or health insurance to do so, but next to British women ya’ll have the best natural breasts. It would be a shame for me to lose my favorite kind of pillows. If you don’t have a doctor and aren’t sure how to perform the self check, then please email me at therantisdue at gmail.com and schedule an appointment. I give free checkups. If you have a mustache, then you must shave it first. Wow I’m bad lmao.