Men, this is your month too!

It appears that women get the short end of the stick, but we still get the stick as well. So guys, while you’re checkin your girl for any weird lumps make sure to check yourself too!!! And don’t be scared to talk about it, otherwise you’ll die. The more you know (insert shooting star).

Hispanic women at higher risk for breast cancer

Even though it’s not October, I feel like I must make this public service announcement. All my Latinas out there, get your chichis checked out periodically. I know being a workin mom ya just don’t have the time or health insurance to do so, but next to British women ya’ll have the best natural breasts. It would be a shame for me to lose my favorite kind of pillows. If you don’t have a doctor and aren’t sure how to perform the self check, then please email me at therantisdue at gmail.com and schedule an appointment. I give free checkups. If you have a mustache, then you must shave it first. Wow I’m bad lmao.