Zoe Saldana is a human thermometer

Zoe Saldana might have the best movie of the summer but yet she didn’t get much press on the blog. So her she is…she needs to work on her toe game tho…looks like she’s been toe wrestling for a minute!

Megan Fox until we die...

Megan Fox is rockin my favorite color…hahaha, I tried that joke last week. I think ya’ll liked it. If not who cares, it’s MY SHOW BITCHES!!! I wish Transformers would come and go, so we can get a new starlet to post.

Heather Graham increase popularity

Heather Graham because blue is my favorite color…not really. Hard nipples are my favorite color and she’s wearin it.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Padma knows how to make it in Hollywood

Padma Lakshmi reminds me to thank the inventers of flash photography…

I want pink tacos now...

No better way to wrap up the week of Cinco de Drinko than with pointless pictures of Mexican hotties. Ay Ay Ay!!!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Kelly Ripa is an OWWWWWWWW-ty

Kelly Ripa because all three of her nipples are hard.