Bushie says goodbye

Well, that’s all folks. Good luck and good night. Ok, well I wanted to leave it at that but that was before I watched the speech. Now I’m kinda like…unsatisfied. How much is this man not tellin us? What is behind that smirk of his? I wanna ask him “How do you really feel about the job you did?” If I could get Laura into my grasp, I’d make her squeal…then I’d make her spill the beans on what she knows lol. He musta told her something right? I wonder if he even knows anythin. Dick was the man runnin the show; I wanna put him through a polygraph test. He’d prolly pass it, cuz I’m pretty sure that’s like part of their daily exercise regimen. “2 mile walk, Judo class, Yoga, Lie to the polygraph.” I’m gonna condition the part of my brain that is not used, to read minds so I can learn the secrets of the world. I’ll keep you posted.

Man threatens to kill Bush

I’m kinda at loss of words for this guy. I mean why would you threaten to kill Bush and blow up the White House when you know Bush is on his way out? Where the fuck were you 4 years ago when you were needed? Now we vote Bush out and you wanna kill him? Well for your brave thoughts you will be awarded 5 years in prison and a $250K fine. Dip shit. Recessions bring out idiots.

Bush's final address to the nation

Tomorrow night George “I don’t give a fuck” Bush will be givin his farewell speech to the nation. It’s supposed to last 15 minutes but we’ll see (maybe he’ll get choked up and will stammer through most of it then mix and match analogies for his amusement). I can’t believe this day is finally here, the end of an era. Our children are gonna look back on this and just shake their heads in astonishment as how we allowed our country to be ran to the ground like this. Can we seriously name a positive thing with this administration? I’ll wait. I’m truly interested if anyone can name somethin positive, I’d really like to hear it. I promise not to ban your IP address from the site. Hmmmm. We killed Saddam. I guess that’s positive…you could also argue that 50 Cent killin Ja Rule’s career is also positive.

Put Bush in a seclusion room

A 13 year old special needs (had ADHD and depression (which is crazy, what you got to be depressed about at 13? All the drugs and pollution from the 80s and 70s are finally takin their toll)) student hung himself in school recently. He was placed in “time out”, or as it’s nationally known, a seclusion rooms. The purpose of these rooms for an area to send any special needs child that is a threat to themselves or others. Some of these rooms even have padded walls. According to the child’s parents, he never like wearin belts so he came to school one day in pants that were a bit too big. The teacher gave him a rope to keep his pants up. Seems like a good move except the fact that the child had threatened to commit suicide before. While I do place a lot of the blame on the school, I really place most of the blame on our government. The education system is FAILING. It’s worthless. It’s pumpin out dummies to take our place. Dummies who can’t afford college to get their act together. I guess this was part of Bush’s plans. Start a war that would last forever, and then replace dead soldiers with kids outta high school with no plans of higher education. The evil of this administration. It’s really time for a change. And don’t think that this case is the first, read the article…there was a case of a girl who was put in a seclusion room and pulled her hair out and wet herself. Spent the entire school day like that. Craziness.

The shoe-icide bomber

The Iraqi people are callin for the release of the reporter by day, shoe flinger at night Muntadhar al-Zaidi. I like how they are tryin to use our laws against us and say that the freedom of speech that we promised the Iraqi people was bein exercised by the reporter. First off sand niggas (and I only say it because we like family), The Man doesn’t care what his laws states. They’re used to maintain his power. So while Bush is allowed to invade your country to give you new freedoms, under no circumstance are you to use them against him. I mean, you’re lucky that you didn’t get your face blown off. If a white man threw a shoe at the President in America, that’s an instant tackle to the ground. For someone like you? They shoulda broke your arms. But seriously, I feel homeboy’s aggression. We all do. We all would like to throw shoes, flip-flops, boots, sandals, and any other footwear we can at Bush.

An Iraqi assassination attempt

Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq this past weekend. It was his “goodbye” visit. It shoulda been a “sorry for ruining your country, where is our damn oil” visit. Anyways, Bush came under fire during his interview with reporters. The link here is from the BBC and is less newsy or you can watch MSNBC’s video below.

Is it that easy to throw shoes at the President? I mean, hell I’ma start wearin golf cleats just in case I run into the President one day. I’m surprised that he had enough time to throw both shoes! Where the hell was the Secret Service? A sniper bullet shoulda laid him down as soon as he stood up in a threatin manner, yellin all that gibberish. Sounded like a remix to Arab Money. I hope this isn’t the same Secret Service that’s gonna protect my Black President next year. And if you aren't cultured, showing the sole of your shoe is of the UTMOST disrespect. This guy THREW two at Bush. No love...

Fisher-Price presents: My First Day as President

President Bush hopes to write a book once he’s done in the White House. Stop laughing, I’m serious. Alright, get it out your system, I’ll wait……All done? Like I was sayin, the soon to be former President says that he has said a lot of regrettable things, he is happy that Obama won, and when he goes back to his ranch in Texas him and bin Laden will reflect over the past 8 years. I mean, he plans on writing a book. No, not a pop up or coloring book. A real book that adults will try to read and understand. I guess for some, they wanna know the thought process behind one of the most disliked Presidents of all time. Smart adults like me will use that money for beer. Because in either case you’ll lose the same amount of brain cells, but at least with beer you get a buzz.

Blame Bush

Trippin George Bush? Really? Really? In the beginning when Bush had everybody on the “Scared” bandwagon, everyone was pushin his policies through the door. No disagreement there. But when people started to figure shit out for themselves and we said no more, it still got pushed through the door because it was a Republican Congress. So don’t give me this don’t blame Bush shit. Well, Bush was a puppet, so maybe I shouldn’t blame him. Drilling for oil will not put faith back in our economy when we know that drilling for oil is a short term solution. These other countries ole boy is talkin about have oil for days. “So how do we pay for all these new technologies Obama is talkin bout implementing?” Does this nigga even watch the news? I mean, let’s assume what Obama said in the debates were lies, the US government is spending BILLIONS of dollars on shit we don’t need to be spending money on. If we start reallocating our budget, I’m pretty sure we can find some money to improve any technology that we need to. It’s not like the technology isn’t there, we just don’t try to back it. The Honda FCX is a hydrogen powered car with H2O for it’s emissions. This isn’t science fiction, I can lease one right now if I head over to Santa Monica. So it’s not even spending money on CREATING the technology, it’s spending money on BACKING the technology and maybe further research.

Obama is just like Bush

I like this commentary from a Republican tryin to compare Obama to Bush as far as agreeing on certain policies. I like it because the only things that they agree on are the positive policies that help people…good job dumb bitch. Here are some excerpts:

4. Capital punishment: Like Bush, Obama supports capital punishment. He spoke out in opposition to the recent Supreme Court decision that denied the death penalty for child rapists. And in his 2006 memoir, Obama said, "I believe there are some crimes -- mass murder, the rape and murder of a child -- so heinous that the community is justified in expressing the full measure of its outrage by meting out the ultimate punishment."

5. Education: Obama supports charter schools, as does Bush, and merit pay for teachers, and he voted in favor of supporting the president's 21st Century Community Learning Centers.

14. Minority homeownership: Obama adopted the Congressional Black Caucus principles "to increase minority homeownership" as it is "one of the best wealth-creation vehicles for minority families." These principles were developed as part of Bush's vision to expand minority homeownership to 5.5 million new homeowners by 2010. "Across our nation, every citizen, regardless of race, creed, color or place of birth, should have the opportunity to become a homeowner," Bush said.
Similar comparisons can be drawn for their positions on small businesses and on businesses owned by women and minorities.

17. Racial profiling: Obama's campaign literature states that he will call for a ban on racial profiling, even though Bush issued a directive that banned racial profiling in 2001. In his order, Bush said to the attorney general: "I hereby direct you to review the use by federal law enforcement authorities of race as a factor in conducting stops, searches and other investigative procedures. ... I further direct that you report back to me with your findings and recommendations for the improvement of the just and equal administration of our nation's laws."

18. Religion: It is widely known that Obama is a person of faith. He has said: "I am a proud Christian who believes deeply in Jesus Christ." Bush, who shares the same faith, has been just as much, if not more vocal, about his faith. He once told The Washington Times that he doesn't "see how you can be president without a relationship with the Lord."

20. Welfare reform: An Obama ad this summer said he "passed a law to move people from welfare to work" and "slashed the rolls by 80 percent" (though all states had to as a result of the Clinton administration's mandate). Obama said in 2004: "Go into the collar counties around Chicago, and people will tell you they don't want their tax money wasted by a welfare agency." In 2003, Bush successfully called on Congress to reauthorize and expand on welfare reform efforts, "to make welfare even more focused on the well being of children and supportive of families."