President Obama is a ninja

WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD?? Fuck dodgin shoes. Look at the reflexes on our current President! That fly never had a chance and neither does any country that represses freedom! Lol.

An Iraqi assassination attempt

Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq this past weekend. It was his “goodbye” visit. It shoulda been a “sorry for ruining your country, where is our damn oil” visit. Anyways, Bush came under fire during his interview with reporters. The link here is from the BBC and is less newsy or you can watch MSNBC’s video below.

Is it that easy to throw shoes at the President? I mean, hell I’ma start wearin golf cleats just in case I run into the President one day. I’m surprised that he had enough time to throw both shoes! Where the hell was the Secret Service? A sniper bullet shoulda laid him down as soon as he stood up in a threatin manner, yellin all that gibberish. Sounded like a remix to Arab Money. I hope this isn’t the same Secret Service that’s gonna protect my Black President next year. And if you aren't cultured, showing the sole of your shoe is of the UTMOST disrespect. This guy THREW two at Bush. No love...