Demi Moore needs a job not Twitter

I don’t know if it’s because I’m special or…yeah, it’s because I’m special. But I don’t need celebrities to show me any humility or “human” side to them because I already know they are human. I don’t put them on this make believe pedestal that they are better than me. Their PERSONAS might be better, but the real “them” ain’t shit. So it disturbs me to see these pics of Demi Moore at the dentist gettin some work done.

She commented on her pics sayin: “Happy to share and always appreciate the opportunity to find humility!!! Or at least be able to laugh at myself!" Yeahhh, I didn’t really find this funny. A missin tooth is only funny if there is a comedy sketch involved. This is just your day to day life. I don’t care. I don’t care what you do at the dentist, I don’t care what you do at your gynecologist, I don’t care what you do when you tan, and I don’t care what you do when you get your colon cleansed. These are all private things you don’t need to share. Now, if you wanna make a sex tape with limp dick Kutcher and wanna share that, then by all means go right ahead.

Armageddon 2 - The Twitter for help

Diddy, Ashton Kutcher, and Demi Moore leaving CNN together…I smell trouble. You got two people that make the most ridiculous reality shows and the most stupidest (don’t correct me) video blogs ever. They gonna work together? This is like a Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay film…lots of explosions, no substance. Be prepared America…

Ashton should stop "tweeting"

For some reason, Ashton Kutcher thought the world would want to see his wife’s pancake ass. And for some reason I thought you would too…many apologizes.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher strike a pose

Besides the fact that I’d do Demi in a heartbeat, I wanna point out that as Ashton starts to look (and dress) older, Demi looks younger. Soon they’ll finally look like two people who are dating within their age group lol.

Cougar Exhibit

I always thought Courtney Cox and Demi Moore were related; now you be the judge. And I know nobody will agree with me on this, but I’m feelin Cox more just because she’s aging gracefully unlike Moore who has her face stretched more than laffy taffy.