Armageddon 2 - The Twitter for help

Diddy, Ashton Kutcher, and Demi Moore leaving CNN together…I smell trouble. You got two people that make the most ridiculous reality shows and the most stupidest (don’t correct me) video blogs ever. They gonna work together? This is like a Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay film…lots of explosions, no substance. Be prepared America…

Ashton is a good guy

Looks like I’ve been a bit too harsh on Ashton Kutcher and I apologize. Here I was thinkin that this whole Twitter thing was just a publicity stunt and held no merit. Well it appears that if Ashton wins, he’ll donate 10,000 mosquito bed nets to charity in honor of World Malaria Day (CNN has said it would match the offer). Granted the World Health Organization says they need about 700 million nets to properly address the malaria epidemic. But nevertheless, Ashton is makin an effort and I applaud him. Also, he stated that he would give his 1 millionth follower Rock Band 2. Electronic Arts (maker of the game) said that if Ashton wins, they’ll put the 1 millionth follower in a video game. That’s a pretty sweet deal. So Ashton Kutcher, thanks for not being a total douche bag. Twit on.

Update: Ashton won, he beat CNN to the millionth mark 30mins before CNN reached it. Congrats.

Nit-twit

I used to call Twitter useless. I kinda stand behind that statement still…but more in the shadows than actually behind it. I think my problem with Twitter was how people were using it, which was giving everyone their own reality TV show. Sickening. Why would I care what you did this morning when you woke up, in the bathroom, in the shower, out the shower, out the bathroom, in the bedroom, in the closet, out the closet, out the bedroom, down the stairs, in the kitchen, in the fridge, out the fridge, out the kitchen, out the house, to your car, in your car, out the driveway, and all the other shit you did before YOU STARTED YOUR DAY! But just like any tool, some people have found good uses for it. Brokers twitter about the market. Kidnap victims twitter about their whereabouts. And celebrities twitter to keep themselves relevant. Oh wait, scratch the last one. I mean why doesn’t Ashton do somethin useful like model clothes? We know he can’t act for shit. He has a hard enough time playin the role of rich white boy as it is. So Ashton twitters instead of gettin a job. And Twitter added video…oh vey!


Like seriously, who cares? I use Twitter to get more people to follow me and hopefully start visiting this site since you all are too lazy to help me promote. I mean seriously, 11 members on the Facebook page? The Neo Nazi/KKK/Hater’s Ball group has more members than me. Where was I? Oh yea, Ashton, get a real fuckin job. Do somethin to make the world a better place.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher strike a pose

Besides the fact that I’d do Demi in a heartbeat, I wanna point out that as Ashton starts to look (and dress) older, Demi looks younger. Soon they’ll finally look like two people who are dating within their age group lol.