Maryland wants it porn

Don’t these white kids got studyin to do? I mean let’s be realistic. It’s fuckin porn for cryin out loud. Next they’ll demand their right to walk around naked. This isn’t your dorm room bitch, it’s your classroom. It’s your campus. It’s a public spot. Not sayin that the dorms aren’t public domain, but there is a higher level of privacy there. You can’t fight for your right to watch a porno. Fight for your right to have a job when you graduate dickweed. I hate when stupid people pretend to be smart.

14 year old sex offenders?

Why are we even punishing the kids? Sending naked pictures of a girl against her will is called “dissemination”. Getting the girl naked to begin with and pumpin her like a rabbit is called “insemination”. LMAO, I just had to throw that in there. Love it. How you gonna charge a child for havin child pornography? They've already seen the other person naked since they were having sex! There is really nothin anyone can do about it but just prepare themselves. I plan on having a pole in my daughter’s crib once she’s born because I already know I won’t be able to save her. Might as well help her get a head start and make that money. The other alternative is adopting the Muslim Fundamentalist way of life.

Intelligent porn star?

In efforts to “research” the porn industry, I stumbled upon an interview with an actress, Sasha Grey. I don’t automatically assume that any girl that does porn is too stupid to doing anything else. I wait till they give interviews like this. When asked why she chose this career path, she responded: “I've always been an explorative person. While I was working and attending college, I was watching a lot of porn at the time and I thought I could make a difference in a sexual positive way.” Make a difference? Is she takin the proceeds from every movie and donating to a children’s hospital? Is her gettin rammed in the chocolate starfish furthering colon cancer research? What difference is she makin in the world? Believe me sweetheart, just because women see you gettin a 10 minute cum shot don’t mean they’ll “open” up and be receptive to one. But nice try. And nice butt.
























The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Did someone order a pizza?

I’m really startin to hate porns now. Tryin to mimic my game from what I see just isn’t workin. Take for instance, if I see a girl I want to mate with and she’s sittin down, I’ll usually walk over and just have my crotch in her face. And I’ll wait for her to notice the bulge and amaze at how huge it is, and start grabbin it. But what usually happens is she moves her head out the way and I stay swayin my hips tryin to keep it in her focus. Now it looks like I’m hoola hoopin with no hoola hoop! Or let’s say my friend has a real hot mom. I’ll go over to his house when I know he’s not home purposely. Then I’ll play dumb with his mom askin if her son is home and if not, can I wait for him to get back (“gosh, he knew we had this fishing trip, why the heck isn’t he here?”). But instead of her sittin next to me and talkin sex, she goes back to whatever she was doin leavin me on the couch for like 2-3 hours! Worthless. I’m cancelling my BangBros subscription right now.

Wrapppp it up

So I think I need to stop viewing as much porn, because it’s starting to affect my personal life. I have caught myself blatantly staring at women’s breast and down their shirts with no regard. When I see a woman with some milk cannons, I have the urge to spit in her mouth, because that’s what dirty bitches like. Imagine my dilemma since my work entails working with elementary school teachers, pretty much MILF county. Lol, but seriously though, I need to make a trip to San Fernando Valley…road trip anyone?

Today is a bit old in news since yesterday I was in San Diego and didn’t have time for a decent post. And a lot of this stuff is fan suggested (can you believe I have fans???). The first up is some kid named Peter Tambakis (click here for his MySpace page)from New Rochelle, NY. He is an R&B singer, who doesn’t sound bad, but he doesn’t sound great. I can’t put a finger on whose style he reminds me off but I think he might be better going the pop route cuz the R&B beats don’t suite him. Lmao, I think I found a description for him: his beats are 3^rd album Dru Hill and his vocals are Color Me Badd. I think all of it is bad lol. Nah, but the lyrics are decent but he needs a new drum kit and piano.

Paris Hilton is running for President. This is a situation where her suicide wouldn’t be enough, because she’s too stupid to do it right. Lol, Paris and the guys at the Funny Or Die website have made a “response” ad to Sen. McCain’s Obama is a celebrity ad in which McCain compares Obama to Paris and Brittney and yada yada…if you haven’t seen the video, look below:

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

In real political news, Sen. Edwards has had an affair.......

Um, well….The only group of people that are easier to rant about besides blacks, are politicians. Lol. Except for Barack...he must be alien. The only issue is the dumb shit they do get covered up quickly, but boy do they do some dumb shit. If I was a politician and I need some ass outside of my marriage, I would go to Canada or Mexico and get an escort or bang some random there. I WOULD NEVER MESS WITH A WOMAN THAT LIVES IN THE SAME COUNTRY I REPRESENT!! That’s like dipping you pen in company ink, when your company is the United States of America. And she wasn’t even that hot….sad. Take a look at her yourself.

Eh, it’s the weekend and I’m tired….so that’s that. Come back Monday after I have found my porn star girlfriend.

Time for me to knock out like this dude:

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!