5th grade teacher releases sex tape to students

OMG, this is even funnier!!! Damn that has to suck for her. I mean, damn. 5th graders grow up fast anyways, it’s prolly nothin new to them. They were just shocked that it was their teacher. I don’t think she should lose her job because it was an accident. Hell, she’ll prolly just quit and move on her own from the embarrassment. I don’t know why that dad, ‘Joe’, is frontin like his boy is all traumatized. His son is prolly happy as fuck he finally got to see his teacher’s pussy. He’s been fantasizing the whole time, and now he’ll really get an ‘A’ in that class.

Teacher takes play time too far

A teacher in Maine decided it would be a good idea to marry one of his fourth grade students. Ok, ok, I’m makin it sound sicker than it real is. The real deal is he had a mock wedding with one of his students. They had a fake ceremony on the playground but there was no kiss or anythin sexual. He did hold her hand as they “walked down the aisle” but everything was kept rated ‘G’. He hasn’t lost his job, and I don’t want him to, but a lot of parents are concerned about his judgment. The teacher thought he was just bein playful and indulging in the student’s game of dress up. He even admitted that it was a lapse in judgment. And I agree, the proper thing is he should have suggested being the priest and that the girl should marry one of her classmates. But to me this also shows how sensitive (and perverse) our society has become. It’s not like he was touchin the girl or makin suggestive comments or gave her a hug at the end that lasted a bit too long. He was just playin dress up and make believe with his students. You know somethin to bond with them. To me this is kinda reachin and broadens the sexual contact label. Soon teachers won’t be able to make eye contact with their students because it might send mixed signals.

Student suspended for attending prom

I forgot the reporter on CNN, I think he does the HLN or somethin like that. The guy that’s already reporting on kids and shit…that guy. Well they had a segment about this suspension and the parents were tryin to argue that you can’t legally bind a student in a contract. While I understand some contracts are created to screw a child (sometimes even literally), I highly doubt a Christian school would have a kid sign a contract without their parents nor sign a contract that would fuck over the kid. I mean you need a permission slip with a parent’s signature to leave school grounds during school hours! I do think the school is ODing by not letting the boy walk. That’s kinda wack to add that to the suspension. I like how the old man is all cranky and shit…that’s gonna be me when I get old. “You kids don’t know what it means to be a virgin. I was a virgin for 30 yeeeears. You kids these days, you come out the womb and fuck in the nursery!” Then grumble as I walk away.

Maryland wants it porn

Don’t these white kids got studyin to do? I mean let’s be realistic. It’s fuckin porn for cryin out loud. Next they’ll demand their right to walk around naked. This isn’t your dorm room bitch, it’s your classroom. It’s your campus. It’s a public spot. Not sayin that the dorms aren’t public domain, but there is a higher level of privacy there. You can’t fight for your right to watch a porno. Fight for your right to have a job when you graduate dickweed. I hate when stupid people pretend to be smart.

What's next? Malware for the SATs?

You know the economy is hurtin when a teacher gotta sell ad space on their test. I don’t know how the students do it. Seein an advertisement for sneakers or some shit while tryin to take a final that you need to pass to graduate. That would fuck me up. I wanna buy some ads. Of course they would be inspirational quotes such as “Bet you wish you studied harder for this one”. That would go on the front page. In the middle I’d put somethin like “Failing isn’t the end of the world, just makes you look like a loser.” On the last page I’d put “You may wanna go back and check your answer on question 4; that was a tough one.” Hahahaha.