Amy Winehouse won't let Blake divorce her

Crack can really mess up your mind. How she gonna say that she loves Blake and she won’t let him divorce her but then confess that she is just havin fun and that the other dude was a holiday thing? This bitch has completely lost it. Can you emasculate a man any more without physically removing his testicles? “I won’t let you divorce me, you’ll sit in jail and endure the stories you hear about me fuckin off other chaps.” Whoa. Not only should Blake divorce her but he should escape jail, whup her ass, and then return to his cell. He’s already doing time for assault, what’s another couple years?

Crackheads Gon' Wild: Winehouse edition

Amy Winehouse’s ex assistant/love toy has sold his story to the News Of The World (I think it’s a British tabloid). He has revealed such (non) shockin things such as she smoked crack for breakfast and would use broken bottles as crack pipes. She was a bulimic that lived off of McDonalds and Crunchie bars and used his toothbrush to induce vomiting. See? Nothin shocking. He did mention that she was a sex addict and that he would ‘make love’ (who needs a toothbrush with that image?) to her 4 to 5 times a day. Now that’s an issue. I guess it ties in with my intro; the ugliest broads be the freakiest ones. Disgusting. And unlike the ex assistant, I know when to say no. Ahem, I mean since I’m wifed up already I wouldn’t know anythin about that. But if I were in the assistant’s shoes, I woulda told that crack head to hold up. Unless she was tryin to suck my dick for some crack, then I woulda let her lol.