President Chavez doesn't like Colombia

In sad sad sad news, Venezuela has cut off diplomatic ties with Colombia. I don’t know what’s up President Hugo Chavez’s ass this time but apparently he’s mad because Colombia did somethin to offend him. He’s always offended. What I’m offended about is that he’s ended relations with someone I would consider a good ally for Venezuela. I mean, everyone knows the hottest women come from Brazil. Next is Argentina. But with Venezuela and Colombia workin together, they hold down the third spot maybe even the second spot. They need to put whatever differences they have aside and start exportin hot women otherwise they will both lose clout in any Miss Universe pageants.

Viva la resistance!!

Hugo Chavez has remained in power after yesterday’s elections. While Hugo will be President of Venezuela till 2012, his party maintained the political strong hold on the country. Chavez’s crew did lose some major holdings in key states. This will thwart his plans on rewriting the constitution to extend his reign. Why am I reportin all this? Because I feel like playin the boogie man. Venezuela is allied with Russia and Iran, so if Chavez’s group stays in control they are very likely to give Iran bases to launch air strikes on the U.S. And then we are gonna have a world war 3 and then everyone is gonna blow everyone up because everybody is stupid and doesn’t know anythin about diplomacy. Maybe the brown men will do what the white man did and invade countries, renaming everything, rape their women, enslave the people, you know the usual. Small pox might make a comeback. Put it on the blankets and give it to the people so they don’t get cold on their trail of tears. ORRR Obama can be the voice of reason and keep everyone with the safeties on. Please don’t consider me naïve. Naïve is believing that Hussein had WMDs and planned on using them against us.